xxx was arested for ....

equk

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I got this idea from someone online :) and I'm bored so...

Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks! Stick your result below...

Here's the first thing in google for my name:

August 3rd is the date that Bradley was arrested for a string of motel jobs. Shortly after his arrest, he escaped from jail. Quickly re-captured, he refused to talk to anyone about the Lafayette Grill murders. He didn't sign a statement about recognizing Carter until October 15th.
 
Here's what i got.

"Tyler was arrested for talking back to a deputy sheriff, and eventually, hours later, police claimed to find a gun hidden in his seat in the bus. He was charged with murder and convicted by an all-white jury in a case presided over by an openly racist judge. The state's only eyewitness, 15-year-old Natalie Blanks, later recanted her testimony and admitted that she had accused Tyler of firing the fatal shot under pressure from police."
 
In 1997, Robert was arrested for possession of marijuana and taken to the Clark County detention center in Las Vegas where three men raped him in the shower. Now, 18 months out of prison, he is still trying to come to terms with the experience.

aww dam, i got raped
 
The next day, Jim was arrested for kidnapping and suspicion of murder. Under interrogation, he gave out several stories

Lucky I don't go by my full name much:

It was in 1985, four years after hanging out with the Chapmans, when out of the blue James was arrested for allegations of child molestation of the worst
 
Matthew was arrested for playing his drums too loudly. According to the police report, the hunky actor was home

On one occasion, Matthew was arrested for ignoring a police officer’s instructions to explain what he was doing

Way back in October of 1999, Matthew was arrested for noise pollution and possession of drugs

Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked! "I'm weilding the "sword of sacred carnal lotion" which gives me +5 thrusting

My boyfriend Matthew was arrested for supposed spousal abuse. I was drunk and fell and recieved a small scrape on my nose

Matthew was arrested for holding a gun to his adoptive father's head. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted

OMG i am violent
 
one For NIK

Nik was arrested for being involved in a drunken fight in Maine over the summer

Nik was arrested for eating so much food in a resturant that thy had to close the resturant his comment for this offence was " im not some food monster!"
 
Some funny ones:

Last year Jon was arrested for the attempted murder of a reptilian shapeshifter masquerading as a bear at the Columbus Zoo.

Luke was arrested for carrying a dead body across state lines. Of course, Luke was a homeboy, and he didn't really do anything a loving friend wouldn't do. So, the charges were dropped
 
Since Sam's parents were able to afford any kind of treatment, readers will wonder why the author did not suggest long-term residential substance abuse treatment when it was clear that Sam had a serious problem in his early teens. In his late teens, Sam was arrested for possession of marijuana. The lawyer, prosecutor, and judge agreed that Sam would be released but did not impose any requirements for substance abuse treatment. Why were behavior modification techniques not tried? When reasonable target behaviors are selected, meaningful positive reinforcements given, and progress measured in small steps, kids take pleasure in their growing accomplishments. Medication can be helpful for some patients with executive function disorders; why was it never considered?

LAL
 
the first thing in google for my name....ROFL

Actor Jason Patric was arrested on misdemeanor charges of public intoxication and resisting arrest Monday.

According to police, Patric, 37, was with a group of people standing in a downtown street about 3 a.m. when they were asked by officers to move.

Patric moved slowly toward the sidewalk, but then took an aggressive stance, police said. When they tried to arrest him, Patric resisted and shoved an officer, according to police.
 
oooooooooooooooooooook

His couch potato bliss was interrupted when his finicky roommate Nathan was arrested for accidentally killing a homeless man (Waxman) with a bag of canned cat food. Nathan's girlfriend moved into the apartment, along with a string of outrageous renters.
 
Sir Mark Thatcher arrested over alleged African coup plot

Du Toit testified in court on the day of Thatcher’s arrest that Sir Mark had met Mann in July 2003 and shown interest in buying military helicopters for a mining enterprise in Sudan, but he said that the meeting was a “normal business deal” unrelated to any coup plot.

Helicopters and coups... man I don't mess around :eek:
 
In 1999, while in Austin, Texas, Matthew was arrested for playing his drums too loudly. According to the police report, the hunky actor was home, totally naked, dancing around while playing his bongos, his windows wide opened... and the noise disturbed some irritable neighbors !!!

Woohoo....hunky,dancing, bongos and no kit on, total debauchery! :D
 
As a solicitor, Elfyn Llwyd represented Welsh singer Bryn Fôn when he was arrested on suspicion of being involved in the arson campaign. ...
 
name='deathwish' said:
one For NIK

Nik was arrested for being involved in a drunken fight in Maine over the summer

Nik was arrested for eating so much food in a resturant that thy had to close the resturant his comment for this offence was " im not some food monster!"

Deathwise is your name Nik? COOLIO!
 
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