Win free Pussy courtesy of Aqua-PC's

[slugbug]

"Pussy disclaimer: no kittens were used in the making of this product"

 

[Hyper]

Dont Get Pwn3d, Get Pussy!

 

[Kougar]

This thread is so wrong... but I'll come out of lurking for this one.

"The only pussy that shakes, rattles, and rolls with you."

OR

"The only pussy that shakes, rattles, and rolls with your fragging."

*Not responsible for soaked clothes or sticky spills that may result.

 

[ZiggyStardust]

"...When you need some basic refreshments, quenched your thirst on a pussy..

...a drink that sustains your energy throughout the day and nights...."

"Mmmmmm.....pop open a can of delicious gorgeous pussy! The only drink that full of energy and zest! Be Alive! Be Pussy! Live Life To The Full!Enjoy Pussy!"

"..In The Beginning...there was a New World Order...Now we have the...Pussy..the only drink that can universally revitalised all tastes...."

"...moist...beyond redemption....cool with a taste of class...the divine....enchanting...the mystical....the ever-lasting.....Pussy...."

 

[w3bbo]

"Pussy...You can't beat the feeling"

....damn thats already been done (Cola?) I think

 

[JN]

Maybe they'd consider making Cherry Pussy...that'd open up a whole load of new taglines.

Could even steal Pringles slogan

"Once you've popped you just cant stop"

 

[Aqua-Pc's]

Maybe they'd consider making Cherry Pussy...that'd open up a whole load of new taglines.

Could even steal Pringles slogan

"Once you've popped you just cant stop"

WARNING BAD JOKE ALERT!!

 

[Pjalchemist]

The only Pussy you can get your hands on

No longer do you need to be

ed to pull. Have you pussy before you vodka!

Sick of choking etc etc, A cleaner, crisper and filtered pussy, something everyone wants

A/some pussy with grunt!

Only able to make love once. Now you can have pussy all night long, long lasting and refreshing

 

[peti1212]

Maybe they'd consider making Cherry Pussy...that'd open up a whole load of new taglines.

Could even steal Pringles slogan

"Once you've popped you just cant stop"

LOL, that would be funny, I already have some nice slogans that came up in my mind right away for it. lol

 

[Aqua-Pc's]

LOL, that would be funny, I already have some nice slogans that came up in my mind right away for it. lol

Lets NOT go down "that" road now

 

[Silentsnake]

"Tired after a long day at work, chill out with some pussy"

yea yea bad one i know i know, but its nearly 2am im brain dead lol

 

[JN]

Gaming PC System - £2,000

The latest gaming headset - £60

Entry into the LAN - £30

Watching your mates can of pussy spray all over his new rig - Priceless

 

[BloomerzUK]

Gaming PC System - £2,000

The latest gaming headset - £60

Entry into the LAN - £30

Watching your mates can of pussy spray all over his new rig - Priceless

Win.

 

[Rastalovich]

Not available in cherry

 

[mrapoc]

Now shipping internationally:

Australian pussy

Hungarian Pussy

German pussy

and now even..

Irish pussy

and so on...so forth lol

 

[Aqua-Pc's]

Just sent some to america LOL

 

[ZiggyStardust]

The Many-Flavoured Flavours of the Great Can Of Moggies In The Sky:

Tangoed Kitie Kat, Cola-Cola-ed P****!

Lemonized Licked Without Caution Canned Laughed Out Loud Of Puss***!

God-Liked and Loved Canonised Full Of Transparented Canned Out And In Ever-Thirstied and Hoped-For....P***ies!!

Where-ever, Whenever, Whom ever, However and Forever Take-Over My One and Only Glorified Established (Patent Pending .Circa. MMXV) Soft Wetted-Apetited Hit- LOving-Inn P****!

P**** is welcomed for your comforture and entertainedment.

Ma's Drinkable Pa's Swalloe-abled GrandMa's Impossibled GrandPa's Bankabled...Pu*****abled Quenchabled Drinks! Bon Appetite!

 

[PP Mguire]

The only pussy your not afraid to see.

Why not have a pussy to go with the douchebag?

 

[Brooksie]

OT: Has anyone actually bought this? Taste any good?

 

[mrapoc]

Tastes as it should

nahhh i havent tried it but look forward to lol