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[Mr. Smith]

U are so gonna get slapped!

EDIT: Don`t u h8 it when some1 sings a tune or u hear something and u can`t get it out of ur head all day ...

"Don`t blame it on the sunshine..

Don`t blame it on the moonlight..

Dont blame it on the good-times..

Blame it on the Pussy."

U`ll think of that evertime u hear that tune now...

Mate! You have got yourself a winning advertising campaign right there on a par with Dr. Peppers 'whats the worse that can happen'... The ads can have all different scenarios and something happens, cue the tune lol :worship:

Edit: Jim, Pussy just approved Advert B but we are one short for the sausage munchers... Are you available?

 

[Mr. Smith]

Errrrrr.... what happened to Matt's post?

Did he delete it before "someone" saw it?

LOL for Kempez:

'This is one Pussy that won't have you whipped'

Couple more

'Pussy - one is never enough'

'Now women think about Pussy every 6 seconds'

 

[Rastalovich]

LMAO..

"Pussy in a can"

 

[BigDaveGrrr]

This is the tread that finaly got me to sign up to the forums :haha:

Damn you marcus!

I came up with these:

Warning label: Please refrain from tonguing the hole.

Guaranteed wet or you money back.

Free pussy with every can.

Get pussy every night.

If only you could put animated smileys on the can :yumyum: says it all really!

 

[mrapoc]

Game and get pussy at the same time? Who wants more

 

[-VK-]

 

[ionicle]

"all night long, cheep pussy"

 

[FarFarAway]

My post is still there

"The only pussy you that will come to bed with you with just one glass"

"The only pussy that squirts with just a flick of the finger"

"The only pussy to suck on whilst fragging"

"When this pussy is empty, you'll be the one satisfied"

"The pussy that will keep your gaming going all night"

 

[slugbug]

"Pussy: The Taste That Satisfies"

 

[Aqua-Pc's]

wooo wooo quality replies guys

Just so you know as Jim didnt mention its the best 3 tag lines will get a Pussy goodie bag delivered - as this thread is still going strong I think we will leave going till early next week then pick the best 10 lines and you can vote for the winners

 

[kataras]

omg omg, everybody lets start screaming and running around, " I Hope to win some Pussy" haha sounds good

 

[lamboman]

Haven't read the thread, but here are my suggestions:

Pussy: Doesn't make you shake, but keeps you awake.

Have as much Pussy as you want.

The cheapest Pussy you will ever taste.

The only risk free Pussy you will ever get.

You don't need to spit in this Pussy.

Take off the ring with this Pussy.

Bigger than any Pussy you have had before.

Careful with this Pussy; it's sharp.

 

[rrjwilson]

Bless Bianca Beauchamp

You get the idea though

 

[JN]

Bless Bianca Beauchamp

You get the idea though

Hahah good stuff.

BTW for anyone who is thinking of some photoshop of their own...this ^ is as controversial as you're allowed

Edit: Jim, Pussy just approved Advert B but we are one short for the sausage munchers... Are you available?

Only if you're going to be my partner...that way it doesn't hurt

 

[mrapoc]

rofl dirty dirty dirty thread

errrrmm

The only pussy you will need as a gamer (lolz)

Play like a man, drink some pussy

Who says gaming all night isnt associated with pussy?

I like gaming. I like pussy. Therefore I am

 

[JN]

"Gushing comes as standard"

 

[ionicle]

"one pussy that doesnt need washing between uses"

 

[slugbug]

"Don't be a pussy: Try our pussy"

"pussy: can you handle it?"

"The smoothest pussy you've ever tasted"

By the way, the rules don't specify who can enter this contest. Is it UK only or worldwide? Canadians like Pussy too :worship:

 

[Silentsnake]

"No need to wash your mouth after this pussy"

"The pussy that never changes flavour, Period!"

"The funnest pussy around"

(sorry i had to nik that from one of you guys (the period bit) love it lool)

 

[PP Mguire]

No need to pull strings with this pussy.