OK fresh post for a slice of genius...
Advert A.
A bunch of famous guys called Richard (Gere, Branson, Nixon, Pryor etc) all standing around looking cheesy, all drinking the drink and the tagline...
'D1cks like Pussy'
Advert B. (my fav)
Load of obviously gay guys standing around like mincers, ymca'ing it up, eating sausage/hotdogs w/e, when some really manly guy walks in, stubble, scars etc walks through the group of benders, they all check him out as he pushes them out of the way and grabs a Pussy drink.
The tagline comes up 'Pussy - it's just natural'
Disclaimer: Don't take offence. I forbid it.