Win free Pussy courtesy of Aqua-PC's

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"If you want to be more sexy drink this PUSSY, f**k the PEPSI"

BTW After this one i will not be suprissed if next thread from Aqua mates will be about overclocked and watercooled pussys ;]

Best thread so far ;] aa i hope this drink is not turning red after 28 days :P
 
"It's less fishy, with no strong aftertaste." with due apologies to Rolling Rock.

"Who needs hair of the dog when you've got fresh Pussy"

"Pussy: This one's better when it's cold"

"Pussy open 24/7, whenever you fancy a bit"

"Be an eager beaver with a dose of Pussy"

"Never mind the Bull-ocks, here's the Pussy" Sorry, Sid.
 
"The only Pussy that doesn't come with moaning attachments"

"Pussy - no strings attached at any time of the month"

"Pussy - proving that you're not always what you eat"
 
name='PP Mguire' said:
"The best tasting pussy, period."

ROFL! WINNER! :worship:

Edit:

'Straight or gay, this is pussy for you'

'I went through 10 pussys last night. You can too'

'Everybody knows, winners have pussy'

'Pussy gets me going morning, noon or night'

'It's so good you'll be stealing your moms pussy'

'A pussy a day keeps you fragging away/all day'

'Got game? Get pussy' - has this one been done?
 
OK fresh post for a slice of genius...

Advert A.

A bunch of famous guys called Richard (Gere, Branson, Nixon, Pryor etc) all standing around looking cheesy, all drinking the drink and the tagline...

'D1cks like Pussy'

Advert B. (my fav)

Load of obviously gay guys standing around like mincers, ymca'ing it up, eating sausage/hotdogs w/e, when some really manly guy walks in, stubble, scars etc walks through the group of benders, they all check him out as he pushes them out of the way and grabs a Pussy drink.

The tagline comes up 'Pussy - it's just natural'

Disclaimer: Don't take offence. I forbid it.
 
name='marcus000' said:
LOL! You sick sick man! :o

Can I edit yours to:

'It's so good you'll even want to taste your moms Pussy'

:p

LOL - I am sick :)

Sadly you can't steal/modify my ideas as they are my intellectual property so I'd have to sue your a$$ and take everything you own inc. all your pussy and I'm not talking about the drink this time :p

Edit:

How about 'Everybody loves pussy'
 
name='Kempez' said:
"The only Pussy that doesn't come with moaning attachments"

U are so gonna get slapped!

EDIT: Don`t u h8 it when some1 sings a tune or u hear something and u can`t get it out of ur head all day ...

"Don`t blame it on the sunshine..

Don`t blame it on the moonlight..

Dont blame it on the good-times..

Blame it on the Pussy."

U`ll think of that evertime u hear that tune now...
 
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