Why girls should date geeks (LIke me!!)

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Why girls should consider dating geeks

1.) While us geeks and nerds may be awkward, we're well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS

intentions are... plus, a geek guy will call you when he says he will. Score major points THERE.

2.) We're useful. In this tech-savvy world, it's great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall

behave itself.

3.) We're more romantic than we're given credit for. Ok true, ouir idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why we love

you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to our neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like 'em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like 'em

smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) We've got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most of us are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if we know it'll make you happy. Due again to our neglected status,

we're more attentive than guys who "have more options". Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, we'll likely have mental lists of all the

things we'd love to do once we GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. There are girls who have been intimate with geek guys and it's raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time

thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) We're relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you're not the best cook,

eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most of us frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won't have to worry much about your geek guy getting his "groove" on with club

hotties because, frankly, we'll be too busy rooting around under our computer desks wondering where that spare cable went. You won't have to worry about

us flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, we'll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I've seen this

happen.

Girl: "Eww. Victoria Secret's Models... They're so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!"

Geek Guy: "ooooooo..."

Girl: "Hey!" *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*

Geek Guy: "What?"

Girl: "Never mind..."

10.) Although we may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you'll go to our Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if we'll

take you to the ballet. Plus, if we don't want to go someplace with you, you won't have to worry much about what we're up to. You'll probably come home to

find us asleep on our keyboards in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It's ok. We're used to this. Just
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a blanket over us and

turn out the light.

11.) Our friends aren't jerks. I can't stress this enough. You'll more likely get "Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!" than "Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and

let me get some grub on..." We're awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A

cute girl picked one of our clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open

the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) We're rarely if ever possessive. We trust you, so you can be yourself around us. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? We

won't care. We do too! We won't get
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y if you don't wear make-up or don't want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, we won't try our

best to make you feel like crap.

13.) We're usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won't have to listen to us blathering on about our car (ok maybe a little),

we'll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as

you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You'll almost never have to hear, "Yaw dawg whazzap!!" plop out of our mouths. Unless it's in jest. We spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are

able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. We almost never get "wasted", so you won't have to worry about coming home to find us passed

out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why us geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: We actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that's a plus), not how

skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but we like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than "DaMN baby you got a fine

ass!" Believe me.
 
I have been called a geek.

And Well I do like my computers and hardware.

All I can say is that I am good with my hands! :p
 
didnt i start a thread about being a geek a while back, and it turned into a massive flame war...
 
I saw this in an email a few months ago. Gave me a chuckle as a lot of it sounds familiar.

As I've said before, personally I don't think the "geek" really exists any more. 10 years ago it may have been used as a derogatory term for someone who spent a lot of time on a computer, but times have changed and computers play a large part in peoples lives, whether you're a 15 year old boy "surfin the net" or a 70yr old granny doing your shopping and speaking to grandchildren online.
 
Nah, I know a geek.. here. Textbook - classic.

Think there`s a line between geek and enthusiast. Calling u`rself an enthusiast geeky ?

Bet ya`ll do something that`s geeky tho. Atleast one thing scientific or technical that u know so much about that`s beyond the average `need to know`.
 
Yeah Rast, I get ripped by the girls/some of the lads for my knowledge about training and nutrition. There is a bit of a running joke that if I'm not at home or in a bar/pub I can be found in the gym... When I was younger it was bikes, I had a Cannondale and could strip and service that bad boy blindfolded. I always had consoles, first was vic20, last was xbox.

I guess I know enough about PC's now to be classed as a geek, but again, I don't care.

Always had friends/gf's and always had fun.

Everyone has guilty pleasures :D just I have no guilt about mine.
 
I have no problems with being called a geek to be honest.

Everyone to there own.. and I seem to like my computing. So yeah.. call me a geek! ;)
 
I consider myself a "semidemi Geek" as i dont spend as much time as i think i should tending to my computer :p

But what you have pointed out is so very true, give that man a hand :rocker:
 
Eh sorry, no tounge catching here. Its been raining cats and dogs here and so the sat link has been out for almost 24 hours now. Anywhos, a classic "geek" is basicaly any normal guy who knows more than your average public at computers. Your "nerd" is a book worm for example. So basicaly, all this is saying all of us that know our way around a computer hardcore like hardware and simple XP tasks (more than the average user) we are geeks. Most chicks think guys who play WoW, or any typical game for that matter is a geek. This is pretty much just defining your "geek" in school. Like me, everybody knew i knew a crap load about computers cept for some reason i wasnt the "geek" everybody hated with the acne and no life. :/ Idk how that happend but meh. I still am a geek though, and a total dork, so im still under these jurisdictions. My gf agrees with these things pointed out thoug. Well some of them anyways. I just thought it was quite humourus how much it kinda is true.

Proof im a dork i suppose.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...&friendID=88125642&albumID=0&imageID=13628835

Thats an old picture of me when i was in school with my Nintendo. And yes, i gave that pic comment and i have a Starbucks bag on my head buahahah.
 
I'm a geek without a doubt. I don't mind all that much, I'd rather be interested in computers than chaving up a moped.
 
lololool , i dont know what you mean by not getting wasted , i never took mt dew (is it alcohol?) all that i know is that i am a heavy sambuca/ bacardi/ vodka sometimes absinthe drinker, heavy smoker (trying to quit using nicorette but its
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ing difficult ) , sometimes touched narcs ([not heroine) and i think i can be called a geek lool i spend considerable time playing
 
IIIKKK i hate Coke, sorry i just dont like the taste. But Mt Dew i can drink all day everyday!! (Till something seriously fails in my body lol) That and Cherry Bawls.
 
When I was in America I was drinking that stuff LOADS! :yumyum: Don't see it as much out here :(

Anyway, I don't think I've ever been considered a geek. I was always the mate who had a handy bit of knowledge about PCs, helping them fix sumthin, build a PC or able to get ahold of certain CD / DVDs ;)
 
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