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OK this is a small stop gap competition until we come up with a much better prize for you lot.

We sometimes get samples sent to us here at Specialtech and while we try our best to review or take a looksie at most (basically we nick them for our own systems or swap them for beer at our local pub) some slip the net and lie around unopened and unloved :(

So I came up witht he great idea of getting rid, sorry passing on, one of these wonderful items to you guys and gals on OC3D.

Basically I've had a set of 5.1 Headphones sat under my desk for months now and due to the fact that someone keeps nicking my scissors I've been unable to open the tough plastic packaging they come in. The time has come for these to find a new home (if they even work) as I'm tired of kicking them every morning when I come in to the office. We know nothing about them, they may be good they may be bad but what the hell, the winner can find this out for themselves.

So here's a brief run down of these headphones.

Gstar 5.1 Home Theatre Headphones HP-600

Brief spec - THD subwoofer less than 2%

Sub - 50Hz - 5KHz

Front/Rear/Cente - 120Hz - 20KHz

Sub - 100mV+/-50mV

Front/Rear/Centre - 380mV+/-60mV

Red LEd Power Indicator, Green LED Mute Indicator

5.1 and 2.1 switch

Front and Rear Volume Control

Centre/Sub Volume Control

etc.. etc..

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Apologies for the picture but it's the best I could be bothered doing :D

So, you wonder what do I have to do to win these bad boys??

Well it's simple.

The competition will run for 2 weeks (unless interest drops off before then) and basically all you have to do is post a link to a video, picture, joke etc and the one that makes ME. and only ME, laugh the most is our lucky winner :D

So get cracking and get posting :D

So terms and conditions - well everyone (yes eveyone inc. OC3D staff) can enter as this is Specialtech doing this one. (thanks to XMS for giving me the OK to do this).

Oversea's enteries are more than welcome but please be aware thet these are quite heavy and if Oversea's you may be asked to contribute a small amount to postage costs but obviously we'll try our best to avoid this.

THE BIG ONE - please remain within OC3D's terms and conditions regarding pornographic, racist, disability, etc. material, this will NOT be tolerated on ANY level as laid out in OC3D's guidelines.
 
My turn!!! Bwahaha

Video Clips:

Enjoy!

George Bush: State of the Union

Photo Booth Prank

Jamie Kennedy Prank

_________________________________________________________________

Real Life Questions/Answers:

Actual statements from US courtrooms,

> >Q: What is your date of birth?

> >A: July fifteenth.

> >Q: What year?

> >A: Every year.

> >

> >Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?

> >A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

> >

> >Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

> >A: Yes.

> >Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

> >A: I forget.

> >Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've

forgotten?

> >

> >Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

> >A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

> >Q: How long has he lived with you?

> >A: Forty-five years.

> >

> >Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke

up

that

> >morning?

> >A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

> >Q: And why did that upset you?

> >A: My name is Susan.

> >

> >Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo

> >or the occult?

> >A: We both do.

> >Q: Voodoo?

> >A: We do.

> >Q: You do?

> >A: Yes, voodoo.

> >

> >Q: Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his

sleep,he

> >doesn't

> >know anything about it until the next morning?

> >

> >Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

> >

> >Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

> >

> >Q: So the date of conception [of the baby] was August 8th?

> >A: Yes.

> >Q: And what were you doing at that time?

> >

> >Q: She had three children, right?

> >A: Yes.

> >Q: How many were boys?

> >A: None.

> >Q: Were there any girls?

> >

> >Q: Are you sexually active?

> >A: No, I just lie there.

> >

> >Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

> >A: By death.

> >Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

> >

> >Q: Can you describe the individual?

> >A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

> >Q: Was this a male, or a female?

> >

> >Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition

> >notice which I sent to your attorney?

> >A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

> >

> >Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

> >A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

> >

> >Q: All your responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go

> >to?

> >A: Oral.

> >

> >Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

> >A: The autopsy started around 8.30 pm.

> >Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?

> >A: No he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an

autopsy.

> >

> >Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

> >

> >Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a

pulse?

> >A: No.

> >Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

> >A: No.

> >Q: Did you check for breathing?

> >A: No.

> >Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began

the

> >autopsy?

> >A: No.

> >Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

> >A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

> >Q: But the patient could still have been alive, nevertheless?

> >A: Yes it is possible that he could have been alive and

> >practising law somewhere.

Actual Answers from the 2003 UK GCSE Exams

> British GCSE exams.

>>

>> Geography

>> Q: Name the four seasons.

>> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

>>

>> Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

>> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large

pollutants

>> like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

>>

>> Q: How is dew formed?

>> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

>>

>> Q: What is a planet?

>> A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

>>

>> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

>> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends

to

>> flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature

abhors

>> a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

>>

>>

>> Sociology

>>

>> Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?

>> A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

>>

>> Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?

>> A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

>>

>> Q: What are steroids?

>> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

>>

>> Biology

>>

>> Q: What happens to your body as you age?

>> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

>>

>> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

>> A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

>>

>> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?

>> A: Premature death.

>>

>> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

>> A. Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

>>

>> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?(e.g.abdomen.)

>> A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and

>> the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains

>> the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,

>> A,E,I,O and U.

>>

>> Q: What is the Fibula?

>> A: A small lie.

>>

>> Q: What does "varicose" mean?

>> A: Nearby.

>>

>> Q: What is the most common form of birth control?

>> A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

>>

>> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."

>> A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

>>

>> Q: What is a seizure?

>> A: A Roman emperor.

>>

>> Q: What is a terminal illness?

>> A: When you are sick at the airport.

>>

>> Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?

>> A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like

umbrellas.

>>

>> English

>>

>> Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its

meaning.

>> A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

>>

>> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?

>> A : Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

>>

>> Technology

>> Q : What is a turbine?

>> A : Something an Arab wears on his head

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Pictures:

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Do i win?? Me need headphones bad :worship: :D
 
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