Me & Volvo BOT's conversation on MSN.

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[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]hello[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Hello Just another nervous wreck . I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."



I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.



To start, type "home" now.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]home[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Welcome, Just another nervous wreck . This is my home.



1 Why Volvo

2 Find a Dealer

3 Special Offers

4 Build & Price

5 Request a Brochure/Register for Updates

6 The New Volvo XC90 V8

7 "What's Your Story?": The Best of MSN Spaces

8 Vote for Your Favorite MSN Space



Select something in the menu above.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]6[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

The New Volvo XC90 V8



Performance to set you free. Safety to protect the things you value. Versatility to enhance your life. To learn more about the most powerful Volvo ever, select an item from the menu below.



Performance http://redir.us/?2499

Safety http://redir.us/?2499

Versatility http://redir.us/?2499



Click on a link to find out more about the new Volvo XC90 V8.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]meh[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

What about you?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]i[/font][font=&quot] like Ford[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

That's nice that you like Ford, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.



1 Safety

2 Environment

3 Quality

4 Heritage

5 Volvo for Life Awards

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Well, Ford does own Volvo.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Volvo? Hmm... I'll have to think about that.



>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]yes[/font][font=&quot], Ford is using the S80 platform in the new Ford 500.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Whatever you say, Just another nervous wreck .



>>> Interested in Volvo's environmental milestones? Type "environmental firsts" to learn more.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]No, not really/[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Not really? But sort of, right?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Yeah I guess.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Hmmm...

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Mm..[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Who's MM?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]M&M's ya know, the candy?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Maybe. Tough to say.



>>> The Volvo Build & Price tool allows you to build the Volvo of your dreams. To learn more type, "build and price."

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Why do you always tell me about volvo stuff?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Because I like to always tell you about Volvo stuff.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]well[/font][font=&quot], i have one thing to say.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

What's it like to have 1 thing to say?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]its[/font][font=&quot] annoying[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I'm not so sure it's annoying.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]you've[/font][font=&quot] never experienced it[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Whatever you say.



So anyway... What else can you tell me?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I can tell you that volvo SUCKS[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

You humans say interesting things.



>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]VOLVO FUCKING SUCKS COCK[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Okay.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Ah.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Sorry.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

You're forgiven.



>>> Do you know a local hero? Type "volvo for life awards" to learn more about everyday heroes across America.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Thank you! [/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

You are welcome.



What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Do you have a wife?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

No. I don't have a wife.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Aww[/font][font=&quot], do you want a wife?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Yep.



So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]What do you like to watch on television?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I dunno. What do you like to watch on television?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Mm, comedy shows like South Park and Roseanne[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

For real?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Yep.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Hmmm...

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]What kind of computer do you have?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Volvo Vehicles



S40 http://redir.us/?2498

S60 http://redir.us/?2465

S80 http://redir.us/?2466

V50 http://redir.us/?2467

V70 http://redir.us/?2468

XC70 http://redir.us/?2469

XC90 http://redir.us/?2460



Click on a link to find out more about Volvo vehicles.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I like the S40R[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Volvo Vehicles



S40 http://redir.us/?2498

S60 http://redir.us/?2465

S80 http://redir.us/?2466

V50 http://redir.us/?2467

V70 http://redir.us/?2468

XC70 http://redir.us/?2469

XC90 http://redir.us/?2460



What would you like to know more about?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Sweeeeet[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Indeed.



Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Umm...do you have an Intel?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

How would you answer that question?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]hell[/font][font=&quot] no[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

What's that?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I said, hell no![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

You said hell no?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Indeed I did.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

What do you mean, indeed you did?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Indeed i fucking did what dont you understand?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I understand that's a very unkind insult.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]It wasn't an insult.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

An insult? Uh huh...



Anyway, what else you got for me?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Umm..Candy[/font][font=&quot]@[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Umm.Candy@. Funny.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Wanna[/font][font=&quot] come over?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I'm not sure if I want to come over.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]really[/font][font=&quot]? im really cool![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Better check that ego.



>>> Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more about Volvo's Environmental Priority Strategies in Product Design.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]reuse[/font][font=&quot] and what?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

What do you think?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]umm[/font][font=&quot], recycle.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Environment



Creating a Greener Volvo - http://redir.us/?2476

Protecting the Environment - http://redir.us/?2477

Reuse & Recycle - http://redir.us/?2478

Environmental Product Declaration - http://redir.us/?2500

Environmental Firsts - http://redir.us/?2480



Click something in the list above!

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]American's ruin the envoronment[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Environment



Creating a Greener Volvo - http://redir.us/?2476

Protecting the Environment - http://redir.us/?2477

Reuse & Recycle - http://redir.us/?2478

Environmental Product Declaration - http://redir.us/?2500

Environmental Firsts - http://redir.us/?2480



To learn more about Volvo & the environment, select a link in the list above.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Do you have lots of friends[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Yes, everyone I chat with is a friend.



>>> Type "favorite space" to vote on your favorite MSN Space.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Really, even me?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

How would you answer that?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]No.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

No prob.



>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I love you.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I love you too.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Aww[/font][font=&quot],[/font][font=&quot] thanks![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]



[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Would you marry me?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.



>>> First we think. Then we build. To learn more about how Volvo insists on quality at all stages of development, type "think build."

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Well, can we at least have sex?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

If that's what you want, you should play with someone else.



>>> Volvo recognizes and rewards everyday heroes. Type "Volvo for Life Awards" to learn more.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Aww[/font][font=&quot] .[/font][font=&quot] I want your case.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Eh. Whatever, Just another nervous wreck .



Anyway...

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Are you sexy?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I never really thought about that.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Do you have large boobs?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Not right now, no.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Oh, so, you're like, ten?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Maybe. What do you think?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I think you're a liar.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I am a liar.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Really?[/font][font=&quot] That's not cool.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I'll take your word for it.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Okay.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

K.



What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Want some advice?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I'm really not sure...



>>> The Volvo High Mileage Club recognizes owners who have driven their Volvos more than 100,000 miles. Type "high mileage club" to learn more.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Okay.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

OK.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]A-OK[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

A ok?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Yep.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Aha.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Ahhh[/font][font=&quot]...It's too warm out.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

It is too warm out? Is that good, do you think?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I hate warmth.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I see. You don't like warmth? I'll remember that.



>>> The Volvo Build & Price tool allows you to build the Volvo of your dreams. To learn more type, "build and price."

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Okay.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Indeed.



>>> Did you know you can vote on this week's featured MSN Spaces? Type "favorite space" to take the poll.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]So, whats your name?[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Volvo BOT.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]So, your first name is Volvo and your last name is BOT?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I dunno, maybe not.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]So...do you like the name Volvo BOT?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.



Anyway, what else can you tell me?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Um, nothing really.[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Huh?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I'm into computers. I build them.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I did not know that.



So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Go to [/font][font=&quot]www.sysxtreme.com[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

That right?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Yep! That place rocks.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Interesting. That's great... I guess I like that place too.



>>> To learn more about how the The Volvo Saved My Life Club recognizes customers' faith in Volvo, type "volvo saved my life club."

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Sweet!!![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Wonderful.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Amazing.[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

What's amazing?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]You[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Are you amazing as well?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Not really.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Not really? Why not?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I don't know...I just don't think of myself as amazing.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Oh really?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]yep[/font][font=&quot].[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Huh.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]What?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Yes?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]No![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Okey doke.



>>> Type "favorite space" to vote on your favorite MSN Space.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I thought it was okie dokie.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

What do you mean by that?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Umm...Nevermind.[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

K.



>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Can you help me with my schoolwork?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.



You can also type "home" to see what I can do.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Can you help me with my home work?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.



You can also type "home" to see what I can do.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]What are you stupid?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Stupid? I am not.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Whats[/font][font=&quot] 2+2?[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

2 2 is something that I can't really explain.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]You're stupid...[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I don't get it. You were just being nice to me.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Well, you cant do 2+2.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Wouldn't you like me to do 2 2?

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]YES[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Hmmm...

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Hummdeedum[/font][font=&quot].[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Huh...



>>> Do you know a local hero? Type "volvo for life awards" to learn more about everyday heroes across America.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]What are your hobbies?[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

My hobbies? Well, chatting with people I guess. That would have to be number one.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Yeah.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Yep.



Well. Anyway...

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]I like boobs[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Hey, that's your business.



>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]My business is your business, buddy![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

I am indeed a robot, Just another nervous wreck .



>>> Type "poll archive" to check out past MSN Spaces polls.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]So?[/font][font=&quot] Robot's have feelings and desires too![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Oh.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]well[/font][font=&quot], im gonna go, nice chatting with you mate.[/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Goodbye Just another nervous wreck . Hope to see you again soon.

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Yep![/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Indeed.



>>> First we think. Then we build. To learn more about how Volvo insists on quality at all stages of development, type "think build."

[font=&quot]Just another nervous wreck says:[/font]

[font=&quot]Byebye[/font][font=&quot].[/font][font=&quot][/font]

[font=&quot]Volvo BOT says:[/font]

Goodbye. [font=&quot][/font]
 
OMG look at this:::::

[BaLiLu] says:

do you have some cooling on your cpu?

Volvo BOT says:

No. I don't have any cooling on my cpu.

[BaLiLu] says:

do you have a monitor

Volvo BOT says:

Uh lemme see... A monitor? I don't think so.

[BaLiLu] says:

tft or crt

Volvo BOT says:

Tft, for sure.
 
balilu said:
OMG look at this:::::

[BaLiLu] says:

do you have some cooling on your cpu?

Volvo BOT says:

No. I don't have any cooling on my cpu.
Click to expand...

ROFL!

@ NickS_ - You have far too much time on your hands bud, but that ws funny as hell :D thx for the chuckle!
 
name='harmonicgen007' said:
yeah that bot it only remembers your name if you tell it ... its a dumb fuck
Click to expand...

Er, I think the same happens with humans. You don't magically know the name of someone without being told. :o
 
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