left and right

[pobolycwm]

An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy is wearing. She leans to him and says “ Scuse me mate, I ain’t bein fanny or naffink, but why doz one of your wellies ‘ave an L on it, and the uvver one’s got an R on it?” So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies, “Well, Oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot”. “Cor Blimey!” exclaims the Essex girl, “So THAT’S why me knickers ‘ave got C&A on em!”