Crap Joke

[JN]

An inflatable boy goes to his inflatable school, and takes his knife with him.

He goes into his inflatable classroom and stabs his inflatable teacher.

He then goes outside and stabs the wall of his school.

After this he runs back home where he stabs his inflatable mother and inflatable father.

Finally he calls an inflatable ambulance and stabs himself.

The inflatable boy wakes up in an inflatable hospital and finds himself in an inflatable bed next to his inflatable teacher, who says

"You've not just let me down, you've let the school down, you've let you parents down, but worst of all you've let yourself down."

 

[bloodthirst]

hehe thats shit but still funny all the same

 

[enVias]

LOL, I laugh at shit jokes more than I do at good jokes sometimes - mainly because of the shitness Nice one Jim.

 

[limqareb]

a bit obvious about the down part

 

[JN]

You like shit jokes enVias...here's some:

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit

What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?

A brunette with bad breath

Why did the orange stop rolling?

Because it ran out of juice

How do you turn a lemon on?

Lick it's citrus

Whats does bog roll and the starship enterprise have in common?

They both go round in circles looking for cling ons

What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you ?

Pull the pin out and throw it back

A Horse walks in to a bar

The barman says "why the long face"

A sandwich walked into a bar

Barman said sorry we dont serve food in here

 

[enVias]

LOL

 

[ionicle_old]

You like shit jokes enVias...here's some:

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit

What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?

A brunette with bad breath

Why did the orange stop rolling?

Because it ran out of juice

How do you turn a lemon on?

Lick it's citrus

Whats does bog roll and the starship enterprise have in common?

They both go round in circles looking for cling ons

What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you ?

Pull the pin out and throw it back

A Horse walks in to a bar

The barman says "why the long face"

A sandwich walked into a bar

Barman said sorry we dont serve food in here

like the irish one lmfao there all good though! keep em comin! lol

 

[FragTek]

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Those last ones were great mate, got any more? Lollerskates

 

[limqareb]

lol the stupid irish

 

[Eguy]

LMFAO XMS :worship:

 

[bloodthirst]

lol they where pretty damn good i must give you that

 

[JN]

I'll sift thru my work email today to see if i can find any more for ya'll

 

[enVias]

SX Chatroom[/B']: All your monkeys are belong to me - enVias

I still can't believe I said that..

I'll sift thru my work email today to see if i can find any more for ya'll

:worship:

 

[Dav0s]

my headteacher told that joke at an assembly once.

ya want a other shit one?

how do u get a one handed irishman out of a tree??

WAVE!!

 

[Zyxthior]

Here's one my US History teacher told me in high school.....

Father Morris was performing confessions at the church when he really had to take a bad shit. Not wanting to leave in the middle of the confession he looks outside and notices Fred the janitor sweeping nearby.

"Fred. Fred! Come here!" he whispers loudly. Fred walks over to see what the priest wanted.

"Fred, I need to use the bathroom. I need you to do the confessions for me for a moment."

"Father, I can't do that....I don't know how!"

"Fred its easy. We use flash cards. Just find out what the sin is, match it to the flash card and give the penance on the flip side of the card."

Well Fred was tired of sweeping so he said "why not" and stepped and sat down while the priest ran off. Soon a knock came on the windows. Fred reached up and slid the windows aside and spoke deeply.

"Yes my child."

A young woman's came back, "Oh father, father I have sinned".

Fred looked down at his flash cards and noticed 'Generic Sin' and flipped the card over.

"That's one Hail Mary, my child."

"Oh father father...its worse than that...I had an affair!"

Fred started flipping through the cards..."Ah...Adultry....that's 10 Hail Mary's!"

"Oh father father...its worse than that...I had anal sex."

Fred started flipping through again and couldn't find that sin. In desperation he peaked outside and saw an Altar boy walk by.

"Hey Altar Boy," he whispered. "What does the priest usually give for anal sex?"

The Altar Boy replied, "Usually a Pepsi and a bag of chips."

 

[JN]

Here's one my US History teacher told me in high school.....

Father Morris was performing confessions at the church when he really had to take a bad shit. Not wanting to leave in the middle of the confession he looks outside and notices Fred the janitor sweeping nearby.

"Fred. Fred! Come here!" he whispers loudly. Fred walks over to see what the priest wanted.

"Fred, I need to use the bathroom. I need you to do the confessions for me for a moment."

"Father, I can't do that....I don't know how!"

"Fred its easy. We use flash cards. Just find out what the sin is, match it to the flash card and give the penance on the flip side of the card."

Well Fred was tired of sweeping so he said "why not" and stepped and sat down while the priest ran off. Soon a knock came on the windows. Fred reached up and slid the windows aside and spoke deeply.

"Yes my child."

A young woman's came back, "Oh father, father I have sinned".

Fred looked down at his flash cards and noticed 'Generic Sin' and flipped the card over.

"That's one Hail Mary, my child."

"Oh father father...its worse than that...I had an affair!"

Fred started flipping through the cards..."Ah...Adultry....that's 10 Hail Mary's!"

"Oh father father...its worse than that...I had anal sex."

Fred started flipping through again and couldn't find that sin. In desperation he peaked outside and saw an Altar boy walk by.

"Hey Altar Boy," he whispered. "What does the priest usually give for anal sex?"

The Altar Boy replied, "Usually a Pepsi and a bag of chips."

LOL