a man goes to the doctor and says, doc i cant rise to the occasion any more nothing works i have tried viagra, spray on starch, even splints and a bandage, and i just cant get going.
the doc examines him and tells him of a marvellous new cure involving an injection of elephant dna into his penis,
the man jumps for joy and has it done, 2 weeks later he is out on a date with a hot blonde, whilst sitting at the restaraunt eating their meal he looks over and spots her cleavage
all of a sudden there is a stirring in his loins, so he undoes his flies to ease the pressure, when all off a sudden his penis pops out unrolls itself and takes a breadroll from the table and disappears out of sight again.
blooming heck says his date can you do that again.
yes said the man but i dont think i can fit another bread roll up my butt
the doc examines him and tells him of a marvellous new cure involving an injection of elephant dna into his penis,
the man jumps for joy and has it done, 2 weeks later he is out on a date with a hot blonde, whilst sitting at the restaraunt eating their meal he looks over and spots her cleavage
all of a sudden there is a stirring in his loins, so he undoes his flies to ease the pressure, when all off a sudden his penis pops out unrolls itself and takes a breadroll from the table and disappears out of sight again.
blooming heck says his date can you do that again.
yes said the man but i dont think i can fit another bread roll up my butt
