Tom will make a couple of posts and around 7 will bugger off to pub for the night,around 9.10 he will get a call from Jim asking why the server has melted,at which point Tom will go "O Bugger,I knew there was something I had to do today"
He's trolling us. I bet he's recorded every reply from the last 10 pages and going to make an auto tuned viral to make us sit through.....probably some clue and the first to find it wins