What made you LOL today?

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Saw this in a random YouTube comment under the AMD CES video :D

Roses are Red, Lisa is Blue

Intel is Dead, Here's our next SKU
 
Just had my daily scam call from India, I get 2-3 every single day, Today he was claiming to be from my internet provider, My character today ? Hans the German disco computer specialist.

Him - Hello I am from BT you have been hacked and committing illegal activity.

Me - I have been doing zee sexy time wiz zee disco darling, Zee only Krime iz zee lack of schnaps at zee party !

Him - you need to pay us or we'll phone the police

Me - I vill pay you in lederhosen und cheap vodka it iz zee best I can do schatzi, Make sure zee police womenz wear no pantz !

*HANGSUP*

I win :D

Join me again tomorrow on my next adventure when I will get my daily Indian scammer call, Tomorrow I will be -

"Otto, The Bavarian ski pornstar/plumber"
 
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Mate of mine told me to look at Littlewoods, because they have the 3070, 3080 and 3090 in stock and he asked me what the prices were like for the different models.

Now I know Littlewoods overprice everything being a "Catalogue" but I almost fell out of my chair when I saw a 3090 for £3000, a 3080 for £1500 and a 3070 for £1000.

I told him not to bother as even the scalpers on Ebay and the price gouging happening at Overclockers is still less than Littlewoods.

He didn't buy one, although he is in need of a new card as he is currently using my spare GT 710 which I keep for fault finding, after his 980 failed just over a month ago.

I have also said to him to wait till the AMD card's come in stock somewhere as they offer better value, but he wants to go for nVidia for DLSS.
 
I think one thing with those Catalogues is that they do things on "0% credit" for long periods so people go to them for that side
 
It's 1 of the reasons most of us upgrade XD


"How many FPS can I get and how high of a crazy res can I run on Crysis 1" ^_^

I'm that person. Kinda prefer smooth gameplay over luscious visuals. Although, Anthem is still the most beautiful I've seen for something unmodded.
 
Got an Indian scammer calling me just now pretending to be from the department of work and pensions because apparently my national insurance number has been used for "criminal activity"...... :yelrotflmao:

I put on a Russian accent, This week I am Dimitri legsbehindyorhedski -

Me - Hello ? *extra phlegm on the H*

Indian scammer - Yes this is the department of wik ans pinsin, Your number has been used to commit crime

Me - Dees not possible, Boris told me He Hid diamonds in untraceable account, Did Alexi send you ?

Indian scammer - Err yes so you will need to give me...

Me - *raised angry Russian voice* You tell Alexi if he no calm down he wake up in gulag in Siberia making vodka for Putin ! *inane Russian swearing*

Indian scammer - You go kill yourself motherf&&&er I kill you *hangs up phone*

I WIN ! :D
 
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