What made you LOL today?

Dark NighT · Jun 28, 2021

Dicehunter said:
Got an Indian scammer calling me just now pretending to be from the department of work and pensions because apparently my national insurance number has been used for "criminal activity"...... :yelrotflmao:

I put on a Russian accent, This week I am Dimitri legsbehindyorhedski -

Me - Hello ? *extra phlegm on the H*

Indian scammer - Yes this is the department of wik ans pinsin, Your number has been used to commit crime

Me - Dees not possible, Boris told me He Hid diamonds in untraceable account, Did Alexi send you ?

Indian scammer - Err yes so you will need to give me...

Me - *raised angry Russian voice* You tell Alexi if he no calm down he wake up in gulag in Siberia making vodka for Putin ! *inane Russian swearing*

Indian scammer - You go kill yourself motherf&&&er I kill you *hangs up phone*

I WIN !

Rofl well played Dimitri

Excalabur50 · Jun 28, 2021

Dicehunter said:
Got an Indian scammer calling me just now pretending to be from the department of work and pensions because apparently my national insurance number has been used for "criminal activity"...... :yelrotflmao:

I put on a Russian accent, This week I am Dimitri legsbehindyorhedski -

Me - Hello ? *extra phlegm on the H*

Indian scammer - Yes this is the department of wik ans pinsin, Your number has been used to commit crime

Me - Dees not possible, Boris told me He Hid diamonds in untraceable account, Did Alexi send you ?

Indian scammer - Err yes so you will need to give me...

Me - *raised angry Russian voice* You tell Alexi if he no calm down he wake up in gulag in Siberia making vodka for Putin ! *inane Russian swearing*

Indian scammer - You go kill yourself motherf&&&er I kill you *hangs up phone*

I WIN !

That's Effin Gold Dice!

Dicehunter · Jun 28, 2021

Dark NighT said:
Rofl well played Dimitri

Excalabur50 said:
That's Effin Gold Dice!

I'm gonna have to try and record these somehow ^_^

Warchild · Jul 1, 2021

These amazon reviews... priceless

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-am...oogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Especially the UFO, and waterproof case.

AlienALX · Jul 21, 2021

Dicehunter · Aug 20, 2021

So a few women I know do adult content on onlyfans, Not my cup of tea as I genuinely find porn disgusting but to each their own and I'm not dating them so not my problem.... but it turns out onlyfans is banning porn content as of October, The 3 women I know are now panicking as they'll have to get actual jobs and not just flash their genitals for some paying simps :yelrotflmao:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...terial-after-pressure-from-payment-processors

Dawelio · Aug 20, 2021

Dicehunter said:
So a few women I know do adult content on onlyfans, Not my cup of tea as I genuinely find porn disgusting but to each their own and I'm not dating them so not my problem.... but it turns out onlyfans is banning porn content as of October, The 3 women I know are now panicking as they'll have to get actual jobs and not just flash their genitals for some paying simps :yelrotflmao:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...terial-after-pressure-from-payment-processors

That is quite funny indeed ^_^

Warchild · Aug 20, 2021

Dicehunter said:
So a few women I know do adult content on onlyfans, Not my cup of tea as I genuinely find porn disgusting but to each their own and I'm not dating them so not my problem.... but it turns out onlyfans is banning porn content as of October, The 3 women I know are now panicking as they'll have to get actual jobs and not just flash their genitals for some paying simps :yelrotflmao:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...terial-after-pressure-from-payment-processors

Haha and the knock on reaction will be that Tik Tok will take a hit in the viewings/app downloads etc since that is pretty much where all these women advertise their accounts.

Greenback · Aug 20, 2021

Dicehunter said:
So a few women I know do adult content on onlyfans, Not my cup of tea as I genuinely find porn disgusting but to each their own and I'm not dating them so not my problem.... but it turns out onlyfans is banning porn content as of October, The 3 women I know are now panicking as they'll have to get actual jobs and not just flash their genitals for some paying simps :yelrotflmao:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...terial-after-pressure-from-payment-processors

Lets see how long they stick to it when 3 quarters of their revenue goes bye bye

looz · Aug 22, 2021

It's clearly a lucrative business, there's no way a competitor won't appear.

NeverBackDown · Aug 23, 2021

I just can't believe pornography is so mainstream these days that it's acceptable and newsworthy for some bs like this to be impactful.

looz · Aug 23, 2021

Doesn't porn take up like a third of all web traffic?

NeverBackDown · Aug 23, 2021

looz said:
Doesn't porn take up like a third of all web traffic?

No idea but that's just sad if true. That's not even including the dark web. Don't even want to think about the bad stuff that goes on in there.

Dicehunter · Aug 23, 2021

NeverBackDown said:
I just can't believe pornography is so mainstream these days that it's acceptable and newsworthy for some bs like this to be impactful.

Yep, Personally I don't like it at all and as many mental health professionals have constantly pointed out it is not healthy for the mind and our western modern day culture being highly over sexed is extremely unhealthy for actual relationships as many people just treat eachother like objects as sex is thrown at us 24/7.

If you look at history, And take out the mysticism rubbish, The west has turned into Sodom and Gomorrah and with the way things are going the west is following suit with the same outcomes, Societal collapse.

Dawelio · Aug 24, 2021

NeverBackDown said:
No idea but that's just sad if true. That's not even including the dark web. Don't even want to think about the bad stuff that goes on in there.

Well considering that the dark web consist of 90% of the total internet and we’re we are on now is only 10%, then yeah…

Edit, even worse:

NeverBackDown · Aug 24, 2021

I know those figures I was just saying idk how much porn takes up in total web traffic but if it's as much as he says then I wouldn't even want to think about the dark web traffic.

Dawelio · Aug 24, 2021

NeverBackDown said:
I know those figures I was just saying idk how much porn takes up in total web traffic but if it's as much as he says then I wouldn't even want to think about the dark web traffic.

I know that, I was just trying to emphasize on your thought there… To see that picture and then imagine what you said, regarding porn. Since how much it’s out there and it’s not even 5% of the total internet lol.

looz · Aug 24, 2021

Dawelio said:
Well considering that the dark web consist of 90% of the total internet and we’re we are on now is only 10%, then yeah…

Edit, even worse:

Pretty sure deep web means "not indexed by search engines", not necessarily Tor.

Warchild · Aug 24, 2021

looz said:
It's clearly a lucrative business, there's no way a competitor won't appear.

They have all been moving to some other site and are passing the news that pocket stars is the go to place to continue their debauchery.

looz · Aug 24, 2021

Warchild said:
They have all been moving to some other site and are passing the news that pocket stars is the go to place to continue their debauchery.

Interesting, I'll add that to my friend's notes.

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