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28-06-21, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Dicehunter
Got an Indian scammer calling me just now pretending to be from the department of work and pensions because apparently my national insurance number has been used for "criminal activity"...... 
I put on a Russian accent, This week I am Dimitri legsbehindyorhedski -
Me - Hello ? *extra phlegm on the H*
Indian scammer - Yes this is the department of wik ans pinsin, Your number has been used to commit crime
Me - Dees not possible, Boris told me He Hid diamonds in untraceable account, Did Alexi send you ?
Indian scammer - Err yes so you will need to give me...
Me - *raised angry Russian voice* You tell Alexi if he no calm down he wake up in gulag in Siberia making vodka for Putin ! *inane Russian swearing*
Indian scammer - You go kill yourself motherf&&&er I kill you *hangs up phone*
I WIN !  |
Rofl well played Dimitri
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28-06-21, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dicehunter
Got an Indian scammer calling me just now pretending to be from the department of work and pensions because apparently my national insurance number has been used for "criminal activity"......
I put on a Russian accent, This week I am Dimitri legsbehindyorhedski -
Me - Hello ? *extra phlegm on the H*
Indian scammer - Yes this is the department of wik ans pinsin, Your number has been used to commit crime
Me - Dees not possible, Boris told me He Hid diamonds in untraceable account, Did Alexi send you ?
Indian scammer - Err yes so you will need to give me...
Me - *raised angry Russian voice* You tell Alexi if he no calm down he wake up in gulag in Siberia making vodka for Putin ! *inane Russian swearing*
Indian scammer - You go kill yourself motherf&&&er I kill you *hangs up phone*
I WIN ! |
That's Effin Gold Dice!
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28-06-21, 06:30 PM
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Rofl well played Dimitri |
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That's Effin Gold Dice!
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I'm gonna have to try and record these somehow 
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