Reading this has made me want to share one of the funniest things I have ever paid to see.
We have Big industrial hoovers at work which can pick quite heavy metal objects off the floor.
A mate bet us ten pounds that he would let it suck one of his testii on full power, we did not think he would do it due to the nature of the objects and mans closeness to them. He may not have intended to do it neither but it got sucked in from about 15 centimeters away, his face was a picture i will never forget and still brings tears to my eyes now.
Kids do not try this at home.