URGENT help needed

tinytomlogan

tinytomlogan

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Right very complicated one this but one of my best mates just got let down by his best man, not only is he getting married in 2 weeks but the original best man has arranged nothing for a stag do.

So Ive got 2 weeks to write a speech and need to arrange a night out by Saturday.... mmm great :mad:

My thinking is more help the better, need to find something to do on Saturday the 3rd of October anywhere south of Birmingham.

Could be a club night, comedian anything. Everything Ive looked at is sold out, worst case is a night out in the west end but would rather 'do' something.

Any ideas welcome peeps
 
i dont know how suitable it is but urely you could have a lan session??? drinks, pizza and games?? mainly as its late notice...
 
Lan Party is a little geeky, but obviously a choice.

Spearmint Rhino etc if he's flush with cash.

Find out what the hens are doing and accidently meet up? (why is it stags and hens? Surely kochrels (censor bypass) and hens or stags and does?)

Just get some brews chill?

Do something really kitsch like a tour of some tourist attractions or similar. You know, intentionally bad and cheesy so if it doesn't work you can pretend it was meant to be that way.

Ask him what he wants to do? You only get married hopefully once so might as well be a good one.

If he's romantic then secretely book a table for two at a romantic restaurant and get his missus along. It would be better than looking at a stripper anyway.

See if she's got a sister who does.

Try and find a band in his genre who'll be easier to get tickets to than the actual ones he likes. (i.e I like the blues and ska, so anything in that would work even if it isn't actually Buddy Guy and Reel Big Fish)

Book him an evening at a BSDM club and tell the Madam that he likes ball-gags and blindfolds. Ok it wont give him a good evening but it means you can get lashed without worrying about him for a couple of hours.

As you can tell, I've all the social skills of a particularly reclusive hermit.
 
He can look at her for the rest of his life... Looking at another set of boobies one last time would be much more rewarding!!

name='VonBlade' said:
If he's romantic then secretely book a table for two at a romantic restaurant and get his missus along. It would be better than looking at a stripper anyway.
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I can think of few things more tortuous than some girl who is bored out of her mind showing you good you can't touch whilst all your mates drunkenly leer and some huge thug is waiting to kill you if you breathe too heavily on her, and paying through the nose for the priviledge.

Give me a dressed girl who flirts over a naked one who doesn't any day.

*wanders away before making this OT thread any more OT.
 
OT no chance!

What Im looking for is anyone that knows events that will be on the 3rd, anything in the south. Pretty much wanna go somewhere, eat - do some thing - eat some more then get absolutely trashed!

Did try to get tickets for Michael Mcintyre but they are sold out :(

Beer up round the west end isnt a bad thing, just want more for him tbh.

Anyone up for meeting up saturday night in London :p
 
Depending on how many tickets you need (and how much you're willing to spend), you could still get tickets from HERE. They are pretty extortionate though.
 
I could have been about on Saturday, but it's my 3 year anniversary with my girlfriend so she probably wouldn't be that chuffed.
 
Nice find. Castle Combe is a great day out. Although I never enjoyed it when it rained. That could just be me being a big girl though. Actually they might have a covered area now.

Personally, I'd recommend retiring to Bristol for drinks, but that's only because I ditrust Bath. It depends on what sort of night you want and how messy you want it to end up.
 
Ahhh, and if you wanna keep it in London they have a comedy store there!

http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/whats_on.php?location=1

Thats a quality night out, u can eat there... Its cheap... Drink in there aswell...

Best night out I've had was with some mates @ the comedy store, then in london u just tube or whatever to a club like Gatecrasher or something after!

Tell em your going and get on the guest list and you all get in free!
 
Quick ideas : If you don't mind London you could try the Comedy Store. (just noticed the earlier thread)

ferry to france and back?

red letter days

Sea fishing

I had a mates Stag in Bath, not organised by me but I felt so crap for him because the guy who organised it was "too sensible = boring" as in nothing planned other than a pub crawl.

A quick visit to Oxfam - Christmas jumper with snowmen on, cargo trousers, a wooly hat, brown wig thing (for effect) and a blanket I bought off a tramp for £10. 2 Pocket disposable cameras with flashes.

We had one of the best nights ever, not many people have seen tramps standing at bars with the latest mobile phone drinking G&T and it makes a good photo opportunity when you explain to girls looking /pointing at him that he is really not a tramp.

60 photos later of different girls kissing him and in different pubs with everyone looking on in envy. One photo had 7 girls trying to kiss him at once (his face was a picture) Died and gone to heaven :)

Naturally he could not remember any of this so had to post them through his letter box once developed. I couldnt believe how good some of them were.

His wife had a nice chat with me the next time she saw me :)

I know its only a quick idea but it is a last resort thing and can be done in any town with semi decent night life.

Strippers has been done by everyone and is too old hat surely.
 
name='chudley' said:
Quick ideas : If you don't mind London you could try the Comedy Store. (just noticed the earlier thread)

ferry to france and back?

red letter days

Sea fishing

I had a mates Stag in Bath, not organised by me but I felt so crap for him because the guy who organised it was "too sensible = boring" as in nothing planned other than a pub crawl.

A quick visit to Oxfam - Christmas jumper with snowmen on, cargo trousers, a wooly hat, brown wig thing (for effect) and a blanket I bought off a tramp for £10. 2 Pocket disposable cameras with flashes.

We had one of the best nights ever, not many people have seen tramps standing at bars with the latest mobile phone drinking G&T and it makes a good photo opportunity when you explain to girls looking /pointing at him that he is really not a tramp.

60 photos later of different girls kissing him and in different pubs with everyone looking on in envy. One photo had 7 girls trying to kiss him at once (his face was a picture) Died and gone to heaven :)

Naturally he could not remember any of this so had to post them through his letter box once developed. I couldnt believe how good some of them were.

His wife had a nice chat with me the next time she saw me :)

I know its only a quick idea but it is a last resort thing and can be done in any town with semi decent night life.

Strippers has been done by everyone and is too old hat surely.
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strippers are good as well thou lol.....call me old fashioned :)
 
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