Top 5 Things You Want To Do

I like this one, it would be funny to eat at the classicist restaurant you could find and half way through your meal start watching the hardest HC porn you could find loudly on a laptop.
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Lol exactly or request it live on demand wherever you are :-D
 
1. Learn to play the guitar - about to start learning very soon!

2. Become more successful than my cocky uncle who walks around with his nose in the air - this will take a few decades, he's got about 35-40 years over me
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3. Overcome my anxiety issues - getting there!

4. One day own my own lan center (probably my dream job to run a lan center, but i wouldnt want some boring little shop, i'd want to think bigger)

5. .... don't know, live as happily as possible i guess?
 
These 5 Things are I Want To Do :

* Acting

* Get good position in life

* Meet with Angelina jolie

* Plying in England cricket team

* Enjoyment with old friends
 
1. Become immortal

2. Become all knowledgeable

3. Own money trees

4. Save anybody I want from death while being anywhere in the world

5. Own TTL as my overclocking minion

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Aww sheeeyt! Youz wanna do one bravado! I set me baw wows on ya and 'it ya raand de 'ed wid a tree coz I'z been trainins wiv me 2kg dumbellz fram dat Argos hood yee
I couldn't understand most of this but boy did it make me laugh.
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Also you seem strangely good at this considering you're a "Metalhead".
 
I couldn't understand most of this but boy did it make me laugh.
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About two months ago I was in a P.E. lesson and I threw a basketball at a group of chavs "aww brav the foock you do dat for fam" and they all started punching eachother XD

And since when did chavs make sense?
 
About two months ago I was in a P.E. lesson and I threw a basketball at a group of chavs "aww brav the foock you do dat for fam" and they all started punching eachother XD

And since when did chavs make sense?

The chavs in my school just seem to talk about getting high all the time "Oi ima get blazed tonite on sum o that chronic ya know wat im sayin?". And you are correct I don't believe chavs have ever made sense.
 
The chavs in my school just seem to talk about getting high. And you are correct I don't believe chavs have ever made sense.

A chav who used to be in my class punched someone and broke his hand! He now never stops talking about weed and showing off his collection and knuckle dusters - he also has a monobrow longer than a 6990 and teeth like a mangled pci-e interface
 
Just name the your top 5 things you want to do. They can be as insane, as random as you want.

Mine are as follows:

1. Become a trillionaire

2. Crash a Bugatti Veyron SS at 267m/h into a fireworks creating a massive burning fireball and explosions. Then drive off a cliff, survive the resulting explosion, climb out of the wreckage unscathed, but on some bad ass sunglasses and walk away.

3. Own a Pikachu and Mudkip...than feed them to my pet Dragonite.

4. Be friends with benefits with the following: Megan Fox, Keira Knightley, Emma Watson and Charlize Theron

5. Cut down an entire forest...with a SAW.............Light Machinegun.

On a just off topic

5 Things you do not want to do/admit to.

1/ Get on the wrong side of TTL.

2/ Voted for Maggi Thacher

3/ Vote for Ken Livingstone

4/ First car was a Robin Reliant.

5/ Have to take Viagra
 
This made me lol. Chavs seem to have taken many steps back in evolution.

When Eve ate the forbidden fruit her saliva mutated the fruits genes and it began to grow arms and legs and a head and that's how chavs were made, they are all mutant apples - they can even hide inside the cone bit where the stalk once was for protection, that's why you can't shotgun a chav they'd just duck inside their chest. They smoke so many plants because it creates an inner peace with their vegetative roots. The gangs they hang around in are forests of mutant apple trees.

Not sure how that gag went
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When Eve ate the forbidden fruit her saliva mutated the fruits genes and it began to grow arms and legs and a head and that's how chavs were made, they are all mutant apples - they can even hide inside the cone bit where the stalk once was for protection, that's why you can't shotgun a chav they'd just duck inside their chest. They smoke so many plants because it creates an inner peace with their vegetative roots. The gangs they hang around in are forests of mutant apple trees.

Not sure how that gag went
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Where the F do you come up with this?
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I'd like to test your theory that you can't shotgun a chav... Sadly I don't have a shotgun and this isn't America.
 
Where the F do you come up with this.
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I'd like to test your theory that you can't shotgun a chav... Sadly I don't have a shotgun and this isn't America.

I have one of the wildest imaginations you'll ever find.
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I also made up a theory that windmills control the government - they are the ancients of this land. You can keep windmills as pets in a cage and feed them birdseed. They fly around and lay windmill eggs in windmill averies.

Then there's toothpick aquariums, but that's enough of my ict class banter
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I have one of the wildest imaginations you'll ever find.
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I also made up a theory that windmills control the government - they are the ancients of this land. You can keep windmills as pets in a cage and feed them birdseed. They fly around and lay windmill eggs in windmill averies.

Then there's toothpick aquariums, but that's enough of my ict class banter
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My ICT class consists of about 3 people doing work and the other 27 people playing games. And you are incorrect! The monopoly man controls the government. But I would still love a pet windmill...
 
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