Statin' the bleedin' obvious.

[Sticky Mick]

One of my favourite annoyances is people who state the bleedin' obvious.

A few examples are:

You pick up a pizza in a supermarket, on the box it's got a picture of a pizza that's been cooked and cut into slices and in the bottom corner of the picture it says "Serving Suggestion"

How else do you eat a pizza for cryin' out loud.

This one really made me laugh.

My mate called round last night, to show off the custom exhaust pipes he's fitted to his bike. Lovely shiny chrome jobs they are too. Stamped into the heat-shield near the engine it says "Caution: Very Hot" Fair enough they will be after 5 minutes of running. But right next door to this it says the same thing (we suspect) in BRAILLE!!??

And in some public toilets on the promenade in my seaside town the council have put signs on the cisterns that read "THE WATER IN THIS RECEPTACLE IS UNSUITABLE FOR DRINKING!"

Anyone else got any good examples they'd like to add??

 

[Rastalovich]

And in some public toilets on the promenade in my seaside town the council have put signs on the cisterns that read "THE WATER IN THIS RECEPTACLE IS UNSUITABLE FOR DRINKING!"

More disturbing is that they using post signs like that after someone has done it >.< ewwww

 

[NoL]

Time for you to read the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy ( all 5 books in the trilogy ). It's simply stated that people always state the obvious, infact they must always talk.

If they stop talking, they start thinking.

 

[Sticky Mick]

BLIMEY!!!

Do any of you guys believe in ESP (Extra Sensory Perception)?

I was sittin' readin' the latest issue of my fave pooter mag the other night when suddenly a loud booming laugh went "Mwahahahahaaaaaa", all the lights flickered, all the windows blew open, the doors slammed and a chill breeze waffted through the flat.

Then I came on here and found my thread had been moved.

Spooky

 

[FarFarAway]

I thought "Rants" was more appropriate than "Humour"