Was walking home after a short evening in the pub... when I got accosted by a "jake" The wee guy was surprisingly friendly and came out with these 2 pearls...
"See the new Viagra tablets..... If you dont swallow them fast enough you get a lump in your throat"
"Theres new Viagra tablets you take as eye drops.... they make you look hard"
I thankyou and goodnight....

"See the new Viagra tablets..... If you dont swallow them fast enough you get a lump in your throat"
"Theres new Viagra tablets you take as eye drops.... they make you look hard"
I thankyou and goodnight....
