SparkleDJackson
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Hey guys. Heres some advice. Never eat a whole mango. While your tastebuds may be orgasming. Your bowels will not appreciate the fruit as much as your brain. Thank goodness mum bought andrex and not that tesco sandpaper
Never eat a whole mango
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Youngie1337
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lol nice, sitting here eating
. I made a thread about a year back now about Domino's REVENGE pizza... it was just pure hot, just burn burn burn... eyes were watering, nothing could get rid of it... next day on toilet all day, lasted for like a week. The ring sting was bad but the burning in my stomach was agony... never ever again. I can't describe the pain, thanks for bringing memories back lol.
SparkleDJackson
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Lol. Had a ghost chili curry the other day. I have only just recovered amd i go do this to myself
Youngie1337
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lol, I do like spicy food, having very sensitive bowels, and I think I also have IBS (lol make it worse), so anything I eat sets me off. Luckily I got my MacBook the day after the pizza, so I sat very unhygienicly for 4 hours at a time on the toilet with 15mins inbetween to wash hands, dry face from pain sweat and drink water. Luckily your stomach isn't bursting in pain lol.
SparkleDJackson
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It still rumbling. Just discovered we are out of loo roll
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I may have to wear a nappy to bed lmao
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I may have to wear a nappy to bed lmao
Youngie1337
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lolol niiiice, good luck with that
SparkleDJackson
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Its 1:15 am. Im screwed hahaha
SparkleDJackson
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Im only 23. And live in ireland where mangos are a rare treat not cos you can get them easily. Just because they are not apples oranges grapes or bananas everythin else just gets bypassed. I am very fond of the exotic when i traveld to hong kong china and singapore i had the flipping works. So much exotic stuff that i puked in the sink of the plane before take off and they wouldnt take off till i got to my seat for some reason. Its a closed room im not gonna fly into anything and held the plane up 30 mins hahaha so i guess its just because im not taking the wonderful fruit eery day that im reacting in such a painful comical fashion
yassarikhan786
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Mangoes are only available in the Spring/Summer time where I live. I don't have any problems with eating more than 1 Mango, it's spicy tuna that gets my stomach going.
