I can do that. As soon as you -
1. Stop arguing that you need a monstrous cooler for a CPU that doesn't need one, by fact, and by science. A 240 is more than enough to run the fans low enough to be quiet.
2. Stop thinking that I am trying to offend you in any way, as it seems my polite patient approach clearly isn't working and you are just getting wound up more and -
3. Don't argue with logic. You will lose, every time.
I've been very passive by completely accepting your wish to have a 360 cooler, because I am clearly in the same Camp Overkill (TM) as you, but the Ryzen 2700x *just does not need a 360 rad to remain quiet*. It's just scientific fact.
Seriously dude, sometimes if you are just honest with yourself deep down you don't need to dodge facts to get your point across.
I wouldn't mind, but it's almost like you are on the verge of fear mongering to make people think they would need a 360 AIO to overclock Ryzen and keep it cool when that is clearly not the factual case.
Cheers, and be easy, man.