lol

[dugdiamond]

my missus bought a 'low energy light bulb' at the local hardware store.

the assistant asked "will you be putting this up yourself?"

she said "No! ...it's going in the lounge"

 

[piotrekhc]

LOL

 

[Excalabur50]

LOL

 

[SkinToxicated]

bah-dum-tish, gonna use that one

 

[Lollipop]

Epic...

 

[mayhem]

Women walks into asda to complain about Some cloths she bought.

Guy behind desk refuses to refund and the women's starts moaning like she is coming.

then she shouts out to the man behind the desk quick squeeze my nipples.

Man behind desk looks astonished and doesn't know what to say.

Women suddenly stops and looks at him then comes out with !!!

"FFS look when im being fucked i normally like to have my nipples squeezed" ......

 

[S_I_N]

lmao

ok heres one prolly a bit racey but lol anyways

why is it more profitable to be a whore than a crack dealer?????

A whore can wash her crack and re-use it