How many squares of toilet paper do you use?

and it's not the restroom or the toilet it's called the READING ROOM as it's the only god damn place in our house where there's enough piece and quiet to do some reading of Clarksons new books or the Auto Trader :D
 
Well, according to Peevles, in Australia they refer to it as "the water closet". I couldn't help but shoot coffee out my nose when I heard that.
 
Hot damn, I wish we called our crappers water closets! In fact, I'm going to start the revolution.

From this point forward I shall never refer to the big white phone as anything but the water closet.
 
idk but how big is ur squares? i proboly use like 20-40. there is no way in hell id use 1 freakin sqaure
 
name='FragTek' said:
Oh yeah on a side note... When I went on my trip to London I went in to a Starbucks (ahhh yes, a familiar site so far from home!) and asked if I could use the restroom. The chick behind the counter looked at me funny and was like "use the wha???" lol. I said "the restroom...??" and she again kind of gave me a blank stare. Finally another employee came up and was like "Oh he means the toilet".

It was just funny to me because we never say that usually. It's always restroom or bathroom. Toilet, to me at least, is just a raunchy word. I'd never imagine going in to an establishment and asking where the toilet was, haha.
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Being ignorant for the sake of it I expect and would expect.

Scotty P`s have a TV in their bathrooms - now that`s a restroom ;)

(clean too)
 
OMG LMAO!

I have just read through this whole thread nearly in tears of laughter!

I call my Toilet the "bog" or "The Old john". :D

I now feel really sorry for the guys in iraq. :eek:
 
name='Kempez' said:
Doesn't it involve putting your finger through the 1 piece then wiping your finger?
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LOL GROSS.

We here in America have the double layered, QUADRUPLE roll of toilet paper.. which comes with its own plastic larger roll holder thingy to accommodate the large size. Let me tell you, three squares for the initial wipe and two for the rest until sparkly clean and you're all set!

Plus, it lasts quite a long time :D

Here we call them the Bathrooms or Restrooms, too. If you have a friend over he'll ask to use the bathroom. If he said the water closet I'd have to slap him lmao.

Another thing here, idk if it's common in other countries but some (most) houses have a magazine rack in their bathrooms for when you're sitting on the crapper.. that's probably why it's called the rest room.

Sometimes I bring my laptop in there too, surfin' the intarwebs while pinchin' a loaf :p
 
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