How many squares of toilet paper do you use?

I'm a scruncher not a folder so I couldn't tell ya. But I know that I use whatever it takes to make sure the ring-gear is clean before exiting the dunny :D
 
I think her idea is sort of good :)

There's been loads of times where someone in my house has piled so much loo roll into the toilet that it gets blocked when you try to flush :(
 
Oh yeah on a side note... When I went on my trip to London I went in to a Starbucks (ahhh yes, a familiar site so far from home!) and asked if I could use the restroom. The chick behind the counter looked at me funny and was like "use the wha???" lol. I said "the restroom...??" and she again kind of gave me a blank stare. Finally another employee came up and was like "Oh he means the toilet".

It was just funny to me because we never say that usually. It's always restroom or bathroom. Toilet, to me at least, is just a raunchy word. I'd never imagine going in to an establishment and asking where the toilet was, haha.
 
name='Dav0s' said:
you dont go there to rest do you? and there isnt a bath in it :p

we dont sugarcoat things frag :)
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Quite apparently not! To me that's like walking in and asking to use the sh!tter.

Edit: And yeah, any time I get to sit down and take a load off, if you catch my drift, is considered rest to me... Unless it's being stubborn and doesn't want to come out, then it's more work than anything.
 
name='Kempez' said:
Ye damn straight. I make sure it's all clean and shiny down there :D
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QFT! A clean wipe ftw!

One of my mates was telling me that when he was training in the army, one of the things they taught you was how to wipe up with only 1 square!
 
name='XMS' said:
QFT! A clean wipe ftw!

One of my mates was telling me that when he was training in the army, one of the things they taught you was how to wipe up with only 1 square!
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s I say!!!

Proooooooove it!
 
As a concession to stop global warming, I'll buy some double sided toilet paper.

Sheryl might have had more effect on saving the planet if she'd sorted out her mate Billy. Glamourising setting fire to whole boxes of matches via the medium of pop music surely is not the correct behaviour of an environmentalist?
 
name='Kempez' said:
Doesn't it involve putting your finger through the 1 piece then wiping your finger?
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lol yes

fold the paper in half, then in half again

tear the corner off so that when u open it out there is a small hole in the middle of the paper

put ur finger thru, wipe up, clean ur finger with the paper, and then use the tiny bit u ripped off to clean ur nail ;)

damn my horrible ex army english teacher
 
name='XMS' said:
QFT! A clean wipe ftw!

One of my mates was telling me that when he was training in the army, one of the things they taught you was how to wipe up with only 1 square!
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ROFLMAO! Advanced tactical origami butt wiping skills, now that's 1337. After eating an army diet though your 'movements' would be fairly solid and you would be able to achieve the 1 sheet wipe. A night of curry on the other hand...:p
 
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