Funny Facts

Harrythepot

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>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced

>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

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>(Hardly seems worth it.)

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>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is

>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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>(Now that's more like it!)

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>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to

>squirt blood 30 feet.

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>(O.M.G.!)

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>A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

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>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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>A roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to

>death. (Creepy.)

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>(I'm still not over the pig.)

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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

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>(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

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>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to

>its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

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>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

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>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping

>the length of a football field.

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>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

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>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

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>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

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>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

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>Butterflies taste with their feet.

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>(Something I always wanted to know.)

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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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>(Hmmmmmm......)

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>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed

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>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

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>(okay, so that would be a good thing)

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>A cat's urine glows under a black light.

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>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

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>(I know some people like that.)

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>Starfish have no brains

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>(I know some people like that too.)

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>Polar bears are left-handed.

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>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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>(But what about that pig?!)
 
More Facts

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say

"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh*tsu would you get a Bullsh*t?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries

have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a

horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,

you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
 
Harrythepot said:
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Nope afraid not, in medevil times the law said a man owns all the earth below his house and all the sky above it but that phased out (im assuming with the arrival of sewage and drainage systems)
 
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name='llwyd' said:
Nope afraid not, in medevil times the law said a man owns all the earth below his house and all the sky above it but that phased out (im assuming with the arrival of sewage and drainage systems)

depens on where you are.

saw a program on discovery a couple of days ago and they drilled a tunnel and had to built it below a road because the land owners also onwed everything down to earth center.

dont remember which city the program was about but could have been singapore.

something i for several reasons like, is way to easy for companys to steal the lands and property to start a mine :/
 
Funny but true:D

Did you know that Concorde was the highest and fastest flying passenger jet?

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And it's got a frosted toilet window
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