Coolermaster announce new case

[Greenback]

Think that was designed 4 hours into the Christmas party, when every one had way to much of everything.

 

[Conchubair]

*looks at window*
*pukes repeatedly*

 

[Wraith]

Quote from a guy on Failbook when CM asked for opinions

my thoughts.... hmm... welll.... ok, step one, loose the early 90s speaker grill, step 2, loose the early 70s 8 track twin desk you have stuck on the side, step 3, loose the cheap record deck lid you taped to the other side..... aand most importantly, step 4, bury it and its designer in the same pit they threw the ET game

Had to have a giggle or three at that. :lol:

 

[S_I_N]

those are pretty astute analogies for the looks of the case lol. And IMHO spot on!!!

 

[GoogalyMoogaly]

And yet still not the worst/ugliest case I've seen!

 

[Feronix]

Anyone?

 

[S_I_N]

Anyone?

its called a turntable spins a disk to play music on. Was replaced with smaller disks called CD sometime ago which has been replaced by mp3 files on digital devices


hahahahahha

 

[Feronix]

its called a turntable spins a disk to play music on. Was replaced with smaller disks called CD sometime ago which has been replaced by mp3 files on digital devices


hahahahahha

Ah crap, I got scammed. Thought I bought the new Cooler Master case


PS; I know what it is, I own one

 

[S_I_N]

yeah I figured it might of actually been a pic of yours. I added that for the younguns that may not know what it is lmao


But hey your reply made me roflmao

 

[looz]

I'd like it if that side panel was flat. I mean, not like the case needed extra space?

 

[Wraith]

yeah I figured it might of actually been a pic of yours. I added that for the younguns that may not know what it is lmao

Pmsl!! We used my dads as a wheel of death for our Action Man.

 

[Feronix]

yeah I figured it might of actually been a pic of yours. I added that for the younguns that may not know what it is lmao


But hey your reply made me roflmao

Haha are we that old?

Pmsl!! We used my dads as a wheel of death for our Action Man.

I remember the Action Man days lmfao. Good times.

 

[Dicehunter]

This thing looks like a very cheap ripoff of the Corsair 540, It also looks like the 540 was put into a time machine sent back to the 70's era of cheap plastic came back and was beaten up by an ill tempered baboon with rabies, Chewed on by my friend who has severe ADHD and then redesigned by a sufferer of aspergers who is also blind in both eyes because of the ill tempered baboon taste for eyes.

 

[TheOuterOne]

This thing looks like a very cheap ripoff of the Corsair 540, It also looks like the 540 was put into a time machine sent back to the 70's era of cheap plastic came back and was beaten up by an ill tempered baboon with rabies, Chewed on by my friend who has severe ADHD and then redesigned by a sufferer of aspergers who is also blind in both eyes because of the ill tempered baboon taste for eyes.

Couldn't have put that any better.

 

[Dark NighT]

I like the idea but they need some ajustments to the materials, i think it would look quite nice if the outside was full brushed aluminium and the window wasnt a box.

Also better cable management, wtf CM?

 

[Dicehunter]

It really does both me though at how much they copied Corsair 540, Heres a side by side pic -

It's like Coolermaster didn't even try to hide the fact that they copied the overall design of the 540.

 

[barnsley]

Coolermaster have been quite vocal that it is a prototype so I imagine this is the last we'll see of this case.

 

[ShaunB-91]

It's that window, why have they done it like that.

 

[Dicehunter]

Coolermasters attempt does look like it's been put together by someone who has full body tourettes that does way too much cocaine followed by mainlining acid whilst having their leg humped by 12 Belgian midgets all with really long beards and wearing g-strings whilst singing karma chameleon by boy george.

 

[SuB]

All I think of when I see this is

TBh, I'd turn this on it's side and mod an LP player into the top of it, that side plastic looks perfect for it.