A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives
for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond
necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
The poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond
necklace,
she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell
him
what he got his wife.
"I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo."
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy
her
those gifts?!"
The poor man replies,
"Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go f*ck
herself."
for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond
necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
The poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond
necklace,
she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell
him
what he got his wife.
"I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo."
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy
her
those gifts?!"
The poor man replies,
"Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go f*ck
herself."
