AverageNinja's XBOX OC'ing guide

[AverageNinja]

Hi there guys and girls! Today I thought I might as well share my knowledge on XBOX overclocking.
Things you'll need:
-An XBOX
-Kinect
-Strong legs

How to do it:
Step 1: turn on your xbox
Step 2: turn off your xbox
Step 3: go and stand in front of the kinect in a ballet pose
Step 4: While mainaining the ballet pose, start jumping towards the XBOX with the opposite leg of what you're used to (if you're a leftie, use your right foot. Your XBOX knows...)
Step 5: turn on XBOX again
Step 6: congratulations! You've now overclocked your XBOX to 10GHz and the RAM has doubled itself and now it'll kill any pc.
Note: I will not be held responsible for anyone who tries and trips over and breaks something.
I promised maniac to do a guide in the "lolwtfbbq? :O" thread, so here it is
Might add pics of me later
Let the vids from noobs on youtube come!
Maybe.

 

[Permafrost]

shit almost had it but fall over at step 4, fuck got to start all over again

 

[AverageNinja]

^^ keep trying dude! It's worth it!

 

[barnsley]

Don' forget you need Blast Processing unlocked on your xbox for it to work! I didn't and now Mariocart won't run at an acceptable frame rate of 30.

 

[Permafrost]

^^ keep trying dude! It's worth it!

maybe i'm doing the ballet pose wrong?

 

[Tripp]

looooooooooool

 

[AverageNinja]

looooooooooool

Glad you liked it!

Don' forget you need Blast Processing unlocked on your xbox for it to work! I didn't and now Mariocart won't run at an acceptable frame rate of 30.

Mariokart? You've done it on a PS3 you dummy!

 

[maniac]

i feel honoured

good job btw i'd give you an 8/10 as a guide. you would've gotten 10/10 if there was atleast 1 picture of you in a ballet pose (tutu optional but preffered hehe) just cause it's funny as hell.

 

[AverageNinja]

i feel honoured

good job btw i'd give you an 8/10 as a guide. you would've gotten 10/10 if there was atleast 1 picture of you in a ballet pose (tutu optional but preffered hehe) just cause it's funny as hell.

I don't have a tutu, is a bikini ok?

 

[maniac]

I don't have a tutu, is a bikini ok?

anything goes as long as i(we) have a laugh

 

[AverageNinja]

anything goes as long as i(we) have a laugh

Naked it is
Nah, I'll do with regular clothes.
Will try and make proper pics tommorow

 

[CSheldon]

What did i just read? LOL. That's such a pisser