Are you a good person.....

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Jaster

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Today I seem to have been bombarded with religious types, now don't get me wrong I have nothing against any faith or religion, each to there own, however a freind sent me this test (she's an evangelist), and the test worried me....it seems...according to this test....that we are indeed all going to hell...take the test and be amazed at the defying logic involved...

"Your a Bad Bad human test"

Anyone scared or worried that the lake of fire awaits you
 
LMAO - no.

It asked me if I was concerned about going to Hell - tricky question, cos I equally don`t believe in it or anything else King James had written to keep the minions in order.
 
The results page is awesome...I think its the last question that says "Have you ever broken the first commandment" if you say yes , your going to hell, if you say no it says "the bible says no one has ever kept this commandment so by saying no you have also lied and broke the fourth commandment"....so your literally damned if you do...damned if you dont...
 
I am not religious at all but dont have anything against people who are.

I got an F in my R.E test at school and wasnt christened when I was young.

Does this make me a bad person?
 
take the test and find out...by that test other then being christ himself yer not getting into heaven....or whatever you may call it...judging by the people who created that test heavens gonna be a drab place...I'd rather be in hell watching a monkey knife fight...
 
Can't you repent and be forgiven? I'm sure there is something like that in the bible, that the lord is all forgiving...

According to that I'm damned!

Edit: I've done good and bad things. I'd say I'm a good person so to hell with that test.
 
name='Mr. Smith' said:
Can't you repent and be forgiven? I'm sure there is something like that in the bible, that the lord is all forgiving...

According to that I'm damned!

Edit: I've done good and bad things. I'd say I'm a good person so to hell with that test.
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My theory..life of sin, death bed repentance....as long as I dont get hit by a bus my soul is safe....:D....I just have to round up a minister of every faith and religion...and also yoda...just to be on the safe side
 
Well question 7 and its answer is a load of cack anyway and wrong!

7. Have you ever looked at someone and had lustful thoughts?

YOUR SCORE ON QUESTION #7:

The Seventh of the Ten Commandments is "You shall not commit adultery." If you've ever looked at another person with lustful thoughts, according to God's standards, that makes you an "adulterer." Jesus said, "You have heard it said, You shall not commit adultery: But I say to you, that whoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28) In 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, God says that no adulterers "...shall inherit the kingdom of God."

How does looking at someone with lustful eyes make you an adulterer?

"Adultery is the voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and another person who is not his or her spouse."

So according to that if you happen to see someone and think PHHWWWOOORRRRRRR and you both happen to be single then your commiting adultery... Haha!

Edit: Also, is this "Gods Standard" a bit like ISO9001 then?
 
your right by todays standards...however in sikhism, budhism and catholicism (basis of all christian faiths) and a few other religions it does actually refer to lustful thoughts...its kind of a holy contraception...to bad God couldnt keep away from mary then isnt it :D
 
name='Jaster' said:
your right by todays standards...however in sikhism, budhism and catholicism (basis of all christian faiths) and a few other religions it does actually refer to lustful thoughts...its kind of a holy contraception...to bad God couldnt keep away from mary then isnt it :D
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Yeah tha perv!

Edit: Awww crap.. I'm going to the cooker down below :(
 
its gonna be one hell of a party...(drum roll)...but in all seriousness it says lusting after a woman...what about women lusting after men...men lusting after men...its only condeming hetrosexual males and lesbians...what happens if you're lusting after animals...jesus even the beastialitists are getting away with it....:D
 
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The thing is, I know I dont want to believe in it, but it actually has worried me. Its odd.

But like some other people have said, there are good and bad people in this world and even though you might not be a good person in the eyes of someone like God, you consider yourself to be a good person taking into mind the people around you. Its very hard to live both in todays society and by the Bible.

EDIT - Like Bungral pointed out though, something smells a bit fishy.
 
i wouldnt want to believe in most westernised religions...I understand there was a place for them...and most intentions are good....but they do inherintley cause more distress and persecution then anything else....I prefer to live by the rule of treating people how you would like to be treated...and by the premise its easier to change an "idea" but changing a "belief" is alot more difficult...(kevin smiths "dogma")....I think more eastern and far eastern cultures belief structures are far more in tune with respectable practices...the belief structure i'm more in tune with is sikhism...I'm not saying I could ever convert but i agree with there conduct....anyway this is far too serious....i'm off to bed to commit some adultery (and yes it is because she's still married to another man) :D
 
not to start a flame war with anyone who has religous beliefs,BUT I think its a load of old cobblers(polite version :p).A human being makes his own destiny in life,nothing to do with a higher power....

@jaster:

"THOU SHALL BURN IN THE PIT OF ETERNAL DAMMNATION FOR THIS ACT"

go on my son,:D
 
Looks like we will all be having an OC3D party in hell, judging by that questionairre, at least we won't have to remember the charcoal for the barbie, and I hope they have some damned good fridges there for my tinnies:D

Seriously though, that site is just trying cheap scare tactics to convert the 'sinners', which according to the weighted results, we all are! It reminds me of those nutters who stand in the town centre shouting their heads off that we are all doomed:D
 
LOL at that "you might not be worried about going to hell because you don't believe in it, however this is like standing in a highway shouting "i don't believe in trucks!"

Uhh... no it's not! That test was a good laugh, cheers for posting :D
 
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