Citibank....the bank that never sleeps, except today

[HypoglossalXII]

So I go to the Mall to see if I can contribute to this capitalistic society that we live in. Lo' and behold there's this awesome ECCO bag that I wanted to buy. So, I check my wallet and noticed all I had was $7000 in greenbacks. Considering how worthless those are, I had to go to the nearest citibank atm to withdraw some funds.

So I reach the machine, put in my card, and pray as I always do there is some money left in the account! God wasn't on my side this time, and the screen went dark.



What the heck is that?



So my card is eaten by the machine, I call the citibank hotline which eats up my handphone prepaid credit faster than the Erotica-Hotline where Olga tells me what a sweet charming man I am. It wasn't helping when the guy over the line kept asking me for my card and account number when I already told him the card was eaten by the machine! In the end he told me my card has been "cancelled" and when it is finally "found" they will issue me a replacement card after a week. Basically, I've to visit their branch twice

Capitalism : 1 - HypoG : 0.

-HypoG

[Pseudonym]

I think Jim posted a thread where his ATM had blue screened.

I wonder if I can download the cashpoint OS for my comp and take out money from it.

[meh]

Where would you take the money from - the cd drive? =P

[nathan]

i cant believe they dont test these enough! muppets!

[JN]

ugh that sucks Hypo. Banks drive me nuts. I'm seriously considering sticking my money under the matress

@pseudo - yeah the one I posted was actually in the process of reinstalling Windows NT lol.

[nathan]

nathan will shoot anyone who says invest it in gold.

[GavX]

"$7000 in greenbacks" -wha?

[OmegaStalker]

Invest in GOLD!!

[Rastalovich]

There's probably an error in the script that was wedged in their to nick ur details.

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