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Old 19-04-04, 09:43 PM
standin wave standin wave is offline
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A profile of the typical ExtremePrometeia customer?

TEST YOURSELF - ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS



1. I have moss growing:

A) In my garden

In my bathroom

C) In my kitchen

D) On my teeth


2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:

A) Listen

Ease away slowly

C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat


3. I think computers are:

A) Uninteresting

Interesting

C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do


4. I think sheep are:

A) Uninteresting

Interesting

C) Annoyingly far away from where I live


5. The Usenet Oracle is:

A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much

Interesting

C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me


6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:

A) Difficult to understand

Impossible to understand

C) Clearly from a different planet

D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures


7. Bill Gates is:

A) Bill who?

Very wealthy

C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products

D) The Antichrist


8. In general, people:

A) Like me

Don't like me

C) People? What people?


9. My friends are:

A) Diverse

People I know from work or school

C) Wearing the same clothing I am


10. My dream vacation is:

A) Tibet

Europe

C) California

D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee


11. My job prospects are:

A) Abysmal

Adequate

C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!

D) They pay people to do this?




Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.

19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.

13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.

7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...

0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?

I overclocked my score sheet myself and got 45 - I'm hoping for a score of at least 58 with my GT II !!!!

sw

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Old 19-04-04, 09:58 PM
Phil Stanbridge Phil Stanbridge is offline
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Oh dear.

SW.

Are you bored?
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Old 19-04-04, 10:08 PM
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Yep, I'm bored, my aged PC is low on steam pressure and I'm fed up cleaning out the firebox

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Old 19-04-04, 11:06 PM
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sw is bored and obsessed, sheesh the last time i was that obsessed with something is when i was about 8 and i cudnt wait till x-mas to get my first action man that happened to be under my mom + dads bed, i snook in their often just to look at it sad isnt it? anyway i scored a 10 so im not a geek and im happy :P
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Old 19-04-04, 11:37 PM
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I actually got 6. Good or bad...Hmmm
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Old 20-04-04, 05:17 AM
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True score

aXeR :

1st post was tongue in cheek Actual score a sad 8.

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Old 20-04-04, 12:49 PM
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notice that phil dont post his score, wonder why?
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Old 20-04-04, 12:53 PM
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Old 20-04-04, 01:06 PM
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SEE! :P proof!
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