A profile of the typical ExtremePrometeia customer?

[standin wave]

TEST YOURSELF - ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS



1. I have moss growing:

A) In my garden

In my bathroom

C) In my kitchen

D) On my teeth

2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:

A) Listen

Ease away slowly

C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat

3. I think computers are:

A) Uninteresting

Interesting

C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do

4. I think sheep are:

A) Uninteresting

Interesting

C) Annoyingly far away from where I live

5. The Usenet Oracle is:

A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much

Interesting

C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me

6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:

A) Difficult to understand

Impossible to understand

C) Clearly from a different planet

D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures

7. Bill Gates is:

A) Bill who?

Very wealthy

C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products

D) The Antichrist

8. In general, people:

A) Like me

Don't like me

C) People? What people?

9. My friends are:

A) Diverse

People I know from work or school

C) Wearing the same clothing I am

10. My dream vacation is:

A) Tibet

Europe

C) California

D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee

11. My job prospects are:

A) Abysmal

Adequate

C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!

D) They pay people to do this?



Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.

19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.

13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.

7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...

0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?

I overclocked my score sheet myself and got 45 - I'm hoping for a score of at least 58 with my GT II !!!!

sw

[Phil Stanbridge]

Oh dear.

SW.

Are you bored?

[standin wave]

Yep, I'm bored, my aged PC is low on steam pressure and I'm fed up cleaning out the firebox

sw

[aXeR]

sw is bored and obsessed, sheesh the last time i was that obsessed with something is when i was about 8 and i cudnt wait till x-mas to get my first action man that happened to be under my mom + dads bed, i snook in their often just to look at it sad isnt it? anyway i scored a 10 so im not a geek and im happy :P

[adwhitworth]

I actually got 6. Good or bad...Hmmm

[standin wave]

aXeR :

1st post was tongue in cheek Actual score a sad 8.

sw

[aXeR]

notice that phil dont post his score, wonder why?

[Phil Stanbridge]

[aXeR]

Originally Posted by name='Phil Stanbridge'

SEE! :P proof!