Worlds most powerful coffee table ~~ Powered by AMD, Intel, Cyrix, and RISC!

FragTek

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This just in... Today the worlds most powerful coffee table has been introduced. Front page in the Faquier Times Democrat, Matt Krei has created the worlds first and most powerful coffee table. The new technology utilizes a combination of processors from the worlds top manufacturers such as AMD, Intel, Cyrix, and Orion (RISC based processors). The US government has approached Mr. Krei in hopes of manufacturing / engineering more smart furniture to aid the FBI & DEA to perform their duties and cut down on possible unreliable equiment. The DEA is especially interested in using this technology to automatically weigh and calculate the cost of siezed drugs during large busts.

UPDATED w/ Nathan's donated procs (thanks bro!)

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Yup thats an Ikea table :) Every single piece of furniture in my apartment is Ikea. I went mad up in that biatch buyin furniture :D hehe
 
Turn it into a stove/hotplate. There was a guide on the net on how to use a few old K6's as a hotplate. That'd be pimp. :D

Buy some cheap Prescotts, boil water.
 
ROFL, I love what you've done with the table Frag. Kudos to you for an awesome looking table that any respectable geek would gladly sell his mother for :worship: :D
 
name='PV5150' said:
ROFL, I love what you've done with the table Frag. Kudos to you for an awesome looking table that any respectable geek would gladly sell his mother for :worship: :D

haha. thanks for the comment pv. I need to get some p2's and p3's in the collection. I also need to find some slot type axp's and regular socket axp's. once I get those i'll be pretty well vintaged out mefinks.
 
i have a load of old dare i say "crappy" cpu's at work. pretty much all sorts. i'lll see what i can do for you tomorrow.
 
name='FragTek' said:
haha. thanks for the comment pv. I need to get some p2's and p3's in the collection. I also need to find some slot type axp's and regular socket axp's. once I get those i'll be pretty well vintaged out mefinks.

Oh man I threw away an XP3200+ barton not so long ago

Shoulda shipped it out to ya!
 
I have a Pentium 100Mhz sitting on my desk but it has some bent pins. I sold my dead 3000+ barton for $10 to nn_step on XS, he used it for a keychain. I sold my dead 3200+ venice for $15 + shipping to a dude on italy on xs (giorgioprimo or somethin) who then turned around, remounted the IHS, threw it in his old 3200+ box and RMA'ed it, ROFL.

Nick
 
I'll gladly take any old and new(dead) pocs off peoples hands for the cost of shipping if u have any laying around.

lmk what yall can come up with :)
 
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