A couple of random snippets from last nights/this mornings work -
Manager remarking to me about a collegue: "If he gets any slower he'll fucking stop"
Short exchange between myself and collegue over misplaced products:
Me: "Are these yours?"
Him: (short pause) "No, they are Jesus Christs."
Me: (total WTF look) "..."
Him: "They belong to Jesus. I don't want them but I'll take them."
Bearing in mind the products in question were a couple of packs of chicken in white wine sauce...
Manager remarking to me about a collegue: "If he gets any slower he'll fucking stop"
Short exchange between myself and collegue over misplaced products:
Me: "Are these yours?"
Him: (short pause) "No, they are Jesus Christs."
Me: (total WTF look) "..."
Him: "They belong to Jesus. I don't want them but I'll take them."
Bearing in mind the products in question were a couple of packs of chicken in white wine sauce...