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muffin

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A couple of random snippets from last nights/this mornings work -



Manager remarking to me about a collegue:
"If he gets any slower he'll fucking stop"

Short exchange between myself and collegue over misplaced products:

Me: "Are these yours?"

Him: (short pause) "No, they are Jesus Christs."

Me: (total WTF look) "..."

Him: "They belong to Jesus. I don't want them but I'll take them."

Bearing in mind the products in question were a couple of packs of chicken in white wine sauce...
 
lmao!!! wow where do u work!

tell him that his paycheck also belongs to jesus christ and if he dont sort his ass out then jesus christ will become a rish man,
 
muffin said:
A couple of random snippets from last nights/this mornings work -



Manager remarking to me about a collegue:
"If he gets any slower he'll fucking stop"

Short exchange between myself and collegue over misplaced products:

Me: "Are these yours?"

Him: (short pause) "No, they are Jesus Christs."

Me: (total WTF look) "..."

Him: "They belong to Jesus. I don't want them but I'll take them."

Bearing in mind the products in question were a couple of packs of chicken in white wine sauce...

LOL! Nice one ;)
 
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