Windows 7 .... Have a laugh

I wasn't able to laugh out loud because I wasn't actually getting any air while reading xD I'm calling it vista² :p
 
Ballmer also promised that all drivers installed into Windows 7 will have the half-life of Polonium 214, the operating system will have all the compatibility of a Palestinian/Jewish mixed-race marriage and will have a product activation code longer than Pi.

Cant wait. I personallly hope they screw it up big time. And opperating systems like linux and the mac's of this world get better software support because of it.
 
no matter how much spin they put on it, it is undeniably just less resource hungry vista...I mean when the "key benefits" being highlighted by MS are being able to "detatch gadgets" from the "sidebar"...ooooo...the amazement...at the end of the day now the dust has settled on court cases involving MS and quite a few mainstream manufacturers I think a rebrand is a good idea...afterall my Mrs uses the pc all day as it controls our media setup...and if it was XP she'd be phoning me on the hour every hour...granted its a tweaked stripped out vista...and if thats what the punters are gonna get in windows 7 then it makes my worklife a whole lot easier with less idiots bothering me..so bring it on :D...less work more pay its the bill gates way :D
 
Ironic.

I just didn`t find myself laughing too much cos quite frankly it`s a pittyful reflection based loosely on truths.
 
Nah shouldn't be taking it too serious Rasta :)

Personally I hope W7 combines both the advantages of xp and vista. Once I've got to working with vista I'm liking the interface a bit more, but still hating the long boot times.
 
..if you try and uninstall it and you see mr bullmers nut sack im sure you'd crack a smile...check the guys other blogs out...he is genuinly a sarcastic git
 
name='monkey7' said:
Nah shouldn't be taking it too serious Rasta :)

Personally I hope W7 combines both the advantages of xp and vista. Once I've got to working with vista I'm liking the interface a bit more, but still hating the long boot times.

have you disabled superfetch....its the one thing that has drastic consequencies on boot time...
 
I`m just sick of the same jokes coming out preceding the launch of any windows OS.

Not, surprizingly, in the way that I`m a bonefied m$ fan like the few we may have on here that won't even post in such threads unless they have something to counter the bad things being said about m$. But that to have the same sad but semi-true jokes about something that really shouldn`t be joked about if it wasn`t handled in such an amateurish, money-grabbing way by the dev in question.

It`s not funny to me to have an OS that u predominently have to buy, that sucks on so many levels, 20 years after emerging OS(s) that had some real imagination and intuitiveness.

20 years progression to get to Windows 7 ? 20 years !? 1000s of pounds worth of purchases of them.

If u employed some1 for that long to do the same thing, u`d question why u didn`t sack them years ago.

I`d love to just laugh but it`s pittyful tbh.
 
hmmm..i get what you mean...but you seem to be turning a blind eye to one majorly important point...the OS has developed and grown as users needs have changed....jeez 20 years ago we were running 16 colours and high definition would of been something out of science fiction...the fact is that OS's need to grow with the hardware and sometimes it jumps ahead..(vista suffered the wrath of jumping too far ahead, hence the rebranding)...theres no such thing as a perfect OS...if you dont like it go back to dos...

Anyway this was supposed to be some humour...and again like your view on OS's its subjective to your own taste
 
name='Jaster' said:
have you disabled superfetch....its the one thing that has drastic consequencies on boot time...

disable it for faster boot or keep it on?

XP is quite a lot faster in some places but vista has been easier for me to setup and keep organised.
 
There's about 4 different settings for the fetch.

name='Jaster' said:
hmmm..i get what you mean...but you seem to be turning a blind eye to one majorly important point...the OS has developed and grown as users needs have changed....jeez 20 years ago we were running 16 colours and high definition would of been something out of science fiction...the fact is that OS's need to grow with the hardware and sometimes it jumps ahead..(vista suffered the wrath of jumping too far ahead, hence the rebranding)...theres no such thing as a perfect OS...if you dont like it go back to dos...

Anyway this was supposed to be some humour...and again like your view on OS's its subjective to your own taste

20 years ago the Amiga OS was multi-tasking with thousands/millions of colors. Using different cpus for different tasks.

But hey, if we think about just windows, I think u could use 256 colors.

"If u don't like it go back to dos" - what`s that all about ?
 
name='Rastalovich' said:
Not, surprizingly, in the way that I`m a bonefied m$ fan like the few we may have

There's good and bad things about anything. People who love microsoft always state the good things, People who hate, state the bad things. What exactly is the difference between these people?

....none.
 
name='Rastalovich' said:
One will give credit where it`s due, when it`s due, whereas the others can`t see them do wrong.

but people give credit on what they like, there opinion, What they want out of it. Just because there thoughts dont align with someone else's doesnt mean there giving credit where its not due. this works both ways round.
 
I guess they can.

Kinda like trying to tell a m8 what a chick is like. If he`s in love, there`s not always a whole lot u can do about it.

Ofc some m8s u can tell and they can see where or what ur getting at.

Others will continue to love the women no matter how many serious faults u can point out. Even continue to stay with them whilst pondering how they contracted something.
 
name='Rastalovich' said:
I guess they can.

Kinda like trying to tell a m8 what a chick is like. If he`s in love, there`s not always a whole lot u can do about it.

Ofc some m8s u can tell and they can see where or what ur getting at.

Others will continue to love the women no matter how many serious faults u can point out. Even continue to stay with them whilst pondering how they contracted something.

but then theres some mates who you tell and they see what your getting at but stay with them because although theres that one bad thing, there's many good things to counteract.

how did this get into jerry springer? lol
 
Hhhmm settle for the chick cos although there could be better out there, u`ll stick with this one through thick`n`thin, despite.
 
name='Rastalovich' said:
Hhhmm settle for the chick cos although there could be better out there, u`ll stick with this one through thick`n`thin, despite.

but what if you have already tried whats out there? and those have pro's and con's just like your current girl?
 
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