Thoughts for the day.

[nightlurker]

Just a few;

1. Can you cry underwater?
   
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunkydunk".
   
3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
   
4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
   
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
   
6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl Alt Delete" and start all over again?
   
7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.
   
8. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
   
9. Brain cell come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
   

 

[Phil Stanbridge]

Nice formattin' there

oh. and yes

 

[nightlurker]

Trying to get used to the boards

Thought I could just write it off-line then cut and paste but it didn't work, oh well

 

[standin wave]

Trying to get used to the boards

Thought I could just write it off-line then cut and paste but it didn't work, oh well

been there, done that, typed it all again! I don't know why it screws up, but then again there's a lot I don't know ..............

sw

 

[aXeR]

1. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.
   

lmao, nice1 mate

 

[DanDaMan]

lol at number 9 - if I could turn my fat cells into brain cells I'd be dangerous by now