The OC3D "What I want for Christmas" thread

name='Ham' said:
Jesus, thats 4k a year. What on earth you driving?

just over :)

and its an automatic 1.4 litere 3 year old corsa....

dont forget, male, and 17 years old sets alarm bells going off in insurance company's ears...
 
name='ionicle' said:
dont forget, male, and 17 years old sets alarm bells going off in insurance company's ears...

one of the reasons identity theft pays off --- :D

(oh btw please call me Hobart for the next few weeks .. its will help me settle into my new life)
 
name='ionicle' said:
just over :)

and its an automatic 1.4 litere 3 year old corsa....

dont forget, male, and 17 years old sets alarm bells going off in insurance company's ears...

damn man...i am 17, male and insured under my folks....i don't have my own ride and i pay $1100 bucks a year. I would have to pay over 4 grand if I had my own car
 
name='ionicle' said:
dont forget, male, and 17 years old sets alarm bells going off in insurance company's ears...

Paid £1400 in one lump when i was 17. 2 years ago exactly, very very soon...

Edit: thats on a 1.4 megane.
 
name='ionicle' said:
just over :)

and its an automatic 1.4 litere 3 year old corsa....

dont forget, male, and 17 years old sets alarm bells going off in insurance company's ears...

A. find another insurer

B. paying per month is the biggest ripoff ever

im looking at £1300 for a 1.3 KA on my own, about £800 on my dads
 
Dear Santa,

I'd like my girfriend back. Failing that i'd like a hotter, more faithful replacement - not too fussed about blonde or brunette etc, use your discretion. As long as she is cool (as in 'nice personality', no ice maidens please) and is smokin hot (again, I'm speaking colloquially. I'm refering to her having an 'attractive body') - i'm happy. If you are struggling with my definitions then look to Kelly Brook, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan etc for inspiration.

Say hi to Mrs. Claus for me and maybe lay off the pies a bit.

Regards,

Jon
 
name='Mr. Smith' said:
Dear Santa,

I'd like my girfriend back. Failing that i'd like a hotter, more faithful replacement - not too fussed about blonde or brunette etc, use your discretion. As long as she is cool (as in 'nice personality', no ice maidens please) and is smokin hot (again, I'm speaking colloquially. I'm refering to her having an 'attractive body') - i'm happy. If you are struggling with my definitions then look to Kelly Brook, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan etc for inspiration.

Say hi to Mrs. Claus for me and maybe lay off the pies a bit.

Regards,

Jon

Dear Jon,

I'm sorry to hear about your ex girlfriend, one of my favourite phrases springs to mind 'Ho, ho, ho'.

Since you have been such a good boy all year, me and the elves have been busy making you the perfect woman...

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She has Penelope Cruz's hair, Liv Tyler's eyes, Sienna Miller's nose and Scarlett Johansson's mouth and chin. Simply hang a piar of sexy stockings at the end of your bed Christmas eve night and come Christmas day you will be dinging and donging merrily on high :D

Re. the pies, I'll let that slide since you are such a bada$$ ;)

Merry Christmas folks,

Santa
 
I want a non-broken toe. Broke mine on sunday, it fscking hurts!

Dunno what the misses wants, its likely non-computer related :(
 
I still feel guilty asking my rents' for stuff after they paid for my driving lessons / insurance. So, not asking for anything. Prehaps a few books, not that I have time to read them.

Unreal T3 would be good now that I can play it.
 
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