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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed

that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a

lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system

activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting

and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system

whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run

my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend

7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is

just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also

impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is

impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system

once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not

allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child

Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the

situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to

alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends

to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support

programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will

cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,

the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase

additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short

Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause

irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

:D
 
name='limqareb' said:
llllllloooooooooollllllllll that was funny i will not marry a wife like that!

I think you'll find that if you marry a wife like that then she'll be committing bigamy :rollingla

But they all turn out like that...even the very best! :p
 
lollers i wonder if i were to email the inital problem to many support companies would they respond??

MOD REPS UR WAY :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

EDIT; dell emailled :)
 
name='PV5150' said:
Thanks Joe :) You emailed Dell? :rollingla :rollingla

sure did they havent replied yet (ma fam had a dimension pc wit a service tag so i can email em :) )
 
name='balilu' said:
another old threadthat youre posting. i thikn ionicle is trying to increase his p[ost count ;)

I don't think he will be able to from now on, judging by the text under his name :bootyshak
 
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