Silliest things when using/fixing/building PCs

Sticky Mick

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Come on guys, spill the beans.

What's the most stupidest thing you've done when you've been working on a PC.

PCWorld employees need not apply. We know all about you:p

One day the DVD drive on my sisters Emachine conked out and the kids started creating 'cos they couldn't play Far Cry. So being the good uncle I am:D (Honest), I phoned PCWorld and explained the problem, and what I had done to try and fix it. As I had done everything they would have suggested, they promptly dispatched a new drive. 2 days later said drive arrives, so I say to my 14yr old nephew "Right, this is a good time for you to learn how to mend a PC. You can do it and I'll talk you through it."

He did a good job, so I patted him on the head and said "Well done, you've just done your first PC repair." I plugged it all in, stabbed the button and there was no life in the drive at all, it wasn't showing up in 'My Computer' either and the light wasn't flickering on boot-up.

On removing the case cover lo and behold I found a spare Molex connector floating about, so I plugged it in and bingo. My nephews response was "I thought you knew about computers."

*Kick up the ass* "Shut up."

Another time, I was in my Drs surgery having a hearing check, when the nurse started complaining that she couldn't log on to the system via the USB fingerprint reader. I thought I'd sit and watch the show for a minute.

She called the receptionist who managed to log into her account but the poor nurse still wasn't having any luck. After 10 minutes she started to get a bit stressed, and realising the proximity of the drugs cabinet, I decided to intervene and solved the problem in 10 seconds flat. "Try taking your surgical gloves off." I said:D
 
Hi Ayd here (really must get my own log in)

my latest bout of stupidity was only yesterday...

My work PC finally gave up the ghost o it was time for a new on :D YAY

Anyway built it all, slapped in some watercooling, went to boot and nothing, nothing at all, it fired but blank screen.

After much head scratching and msn'ing XMS and Kempez moaning and tearing my hair out, 4 hours later I suddenly remebered to plug the 4 pin motherboard supply in :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

it happens to us all
 
name='Sticky Mick' said:
After 10 minutes she started to get a bit stressed, and realising the proximity of the drugs cabinet, I decided to intervene and solved the problem in 10 seconds flat. "Try taking your surgical gloves off." I said:D

Seriously! Gotta be blonde :rolleyes:

I've done a few silly things like messing up 3 bios flashes, and not reapplying thermal paste when swapping chips, then burning out my athlon 2500 :( Hey Opterons had only just come out and were £100 at the time :D
 
Most irritating thing i ever did was forget to plug in the on/off switch...

Rebuilt the machine 2/3 times before it clicked
 
I bought a P3 600mhz chip for over £650 the day it was released, got it home and proceeded to try and remove the stock heatsink/fan that was clipped on. Ended up putting my screwdriver thru the chip :eek:

Also burned out an Athlon XP by running it without a heatsink (for about 2 seconds). This was before i knew how hot the fekkers got!

Kicked over my PC by accident and killed the hard disk containing 3 years worth of MP3's downloaded over 56k :(

Cut thru the tubing in an old water cooling loop, spraying water all over my old DFI board and 6800GT (managed to dry the board off tho).
 
name='Ham' said:
Oww.... 56k ftl.

I think that was the closest i'd ever come to commiting suicide. 3 years worth of 5kb/s MP3 downloads of tunes that i'll prolly never find again - all gone :(
 
The dumbest thing I have probably done is either, forgetting to plug the power switch in and just about destroying the pc in anger. Or it might be trying to overclock my T-Bird server with a peice of junk heatsink, andything over stock is unstable.
 
name='Kempez' said:
I put a Barton core 3200+ in a motherboard that didn't support it *just in case* it worked :p

i wish you could see just how hard I'm laughing, the funniest comment ever made anywhere. :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
 
If anything my silliest might have been when I got my 1GB DC kit in Feb. of 2005 is that I didn't bother read the manual about what slots to put the memory in, so I ended up with a beep and no post the first time and slammed the case door out of frustration. Got it right the second time. Can't really recall much before hand.
 
cooler master stacker (original) manuals are rubbish:p

i took my case half apart before i realised what i was doing :rollingla

when i first built my rig:p

cheers.
 
I took the cap off my res while i was watercooling my shuttle for a few benchies, water went all over the mobo, killed my cherry 2600-m and most of the rig... £450 mistake :'(
 
One summer morning, young SpiritD woke up to his computer. He has left the case off last night so he thought he'd turn it on and make sure the temps are still OK after temp modding. He was shocked when the computer wouldn't go on! Immeadiately he put his rig knowledge to use, dismantled the motherboard removed ram, vid card, and right before he removed the processor, he noticed that the power switch cable had fell out. -.-'
 
name='Dav0s' said:
3 years of downlaoding mp3's on 56k? 11 songs then?

And some say you don't have a sense of humour? :p

Probably the silliest thing I did was putting a screwdriver into a powersupply whilst it was running. I survived, the PSU didn't :(
 
I picked up a psu via it`s pcb and had the capacitors discharge thru me - weirdest feeling, like the ole put-the-battery-on-the-tonge trick only a whole body experience.

Stoopidest pc thing tho was down to not plugging power into a device, still can`t believe I wasted practically a whole weekend fault finding that.
 
name='Rastalovich' said:
I picked up a psu via it`s pcb and had the capacitors discharge thru me - weirdest feeling, like the ole put-the-battery-on-the-tonge trick only a whole body experience.

ROFL! that made me really laugh sorry:p
 
Once my brother had a prefab Dell 2.0 GHz P4, 256 MB DDR, 40 GB HDD.

Then he tried putting a 256MB stick of SDRAM (three-slot, not two) into it, and he didn't. And of course he powered it on; there was sizzling and possibly some sparks.

I arsed him to doit, but he's the one who didn't check first LOL. I'd just replaced by 256MB with a 512MB stick not more than a few months ago, I had SDRAM and even knew the speed, but I was not aware he had DDR. This was with the first system I had all to myself--1.1 GHz celeron, 128KB/100MHzFSB, 20 GB HDD and added a 40GB later.

The hard drive still worked, not sure about the 64MB AGP nvidia GPU (not sure what kind, I'd have to get it to work first). And as for the processor and mobo, I'm not about to find out =P
 
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