Public transport Pests

AydST

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Next time you catch Public transport……….

Have you ever sat on Public Transport, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps

talking to you and snooping at everything you read or reads over your shoulder?

Next time, just follow these simple instructions:

And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop, and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep

breath...

6 Then open this web address...

http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf
 
name='cybermaniac' said:
ok........dont get it

no music, no piccies, only the countdown the nothin....:/

erm.....if i was on a train in London and i saw some dude with Arabic writing on his laptop and a countdown timer, I'd f*ing run for my life.
 
name='AydST' said:
Next time you catch Public transport……….

Have you ever sat on Public Transport, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps

talking to you and snooping at everything you read or reads over your shoulder?

Next time, just follow these simple instructions:

And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop, and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep

breath...

6 Then open this web address...

http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

LOL, I might put that on my PDA.

name='Jim' said:
erm.....if i was on a train in London and i saw some dude with Arabic writing on his laptop and a countdown timer, I'd f*ing run for my life.

Uh, me too. :eek: I'd run if I saw one in a large crowd with a backpack or something too.
 
I've basically just done the whole Piccadilly line twice tonight and on the return journey some crazy old dude who smelt a bit was sitting next to me saying really random things and bursting out laughing.. Very annoying. Doubt this would have worked on him though.
 
name='Hassan' said:
Lol its cool, but isn't it kinda being stereotype

Yes, but it is supposed to be a joke, not taken seriously :p

Personally, I don't find it that funny but each to their own... :cool:
 
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