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Peter Griffin: Oh well I used to come into Sal's once or twice a week to rent movies from his... back room? Know what I mean? The room for... adults only? The kind of room with X rated pornos and fully nude people fornicating for the camera and stuff comes out catch my meaning?
Phnom_Penh
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Sawyer's deadpan one liners are > * tbh
Kate: "Where Did That come from?"
Sawyer: "Probably Bear-Village...How the hell should I know?"
Ana-Lucia: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.
Kate: "Where Did That come from?"
Sawyer: "Probably Bear-Village...How the hell should I know?"
Ana-Lucia: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.
Quagmire: Hey who wants to play drink the beer
Peter: Over here! (drinks beer) What do i win?
Quagmire: Another Beer!
Peter: Alright!
Lois: What did i tell you not to do
Peter: Stay up all night drinking beer
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Stayed up all night drinking......Woah.....i almost walked right into that one!
Peter: Over here! (drinks beer) What do i win?
Quagmire: Another Beer!
Peter: Alright!
Lois: What did i tell you not to do
Peter: Stay up all night drinking beer
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Stayed up all night drinking......Woah.....i almost walked right into that one!
Current popular MSN quotes i use:
"You smile because i'm different - I laugh because you're all the same"
"Don't take sweets from strangers, their watch and wallet will do just fine"
"Never adopt a dwarf, their not big and they're not clever"
Other than that here are some funny thoughts, i found quite amusing: (some of them, i reckon tehy are true)
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you??
"You smile because i'm different - I laugh because you're all the same"
"Don't take sweets from strangers, their watch and wallet will do just fine"
"Never adopt a dwarf, their not big and they're not clever"
Other than that here are some funny thoughts, i found quite amusing: (some of them, i reckon tehy are true)
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you??
:rollingla
