Mr Bump for sale

[FarFarAway]

Pretty amusing ebay item

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6264067521&rd=1&sspagename=STRK:MESE:IT&rd=1

 

[Stranger]

Brilliant, one of the best stories I've read in a long time .......... ever in fact