Michael Jackson DEAD!

Dave said:
why did michael jackson ring Boyz 2 Men???

he thought it was a delivery service :rotfl:

How do you know when its bed time at the Neverlands ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
 
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
 
Cliff Richard, Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Michael Jackson are on a cruise when the ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink.

"Save the children!" Shouts Cliff

"Fuck the children!" Yells Chubby

"Have we got time?" asks Michael
 
muffin said:
Cliff Richard, Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Michael Jackson are on a cruise when the ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink.

"Save the children!" Shouts Cliff

"Fuck the children!" Yells Chubby

"Have we got time?" asks Michael

ROFLMAO!
 
Holy jebus that pic of him in that article is horrifying... Someone put that crazy fool out of his misery. It's got to hurt being that fugly.
 
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