Learn English with Ricky Gervais - Pilot Episode

[yassarikhan786]

You guys have to watch this. It had me in bits :lol: I was trying to hold my laughter at work and it was extremely hard to do so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah6WEo2y7do&list=FLXJ0dow1nAH5imMT5mA2Ngw&index=1&feature=plpp_video

Ricky's laugh is so bloody infectious.

 

[Master&Puppet]

"Smack in the face"
haha.

 

[Master&Puppet]

Do you have typhoo?

That means more milk!

 

[WillSK]

Do you have typhoo?

That means more milk!

This bit got me too ^^

 

[Master&Puppet]

"Hello, I want a fish."

"What sort of fish do you want? We've got loads."

"What sort of fish are there?"

"I haven't got time to be honest. You've come at a busy period. Take a look and come back to me."

lmao.

 

[yassarikhan786]

"I need my back, crack and sack waxing"

That bit had me on the floor

 

[Master&Puppet]

Yea lol. The bits bits are when Karl gets pissed off with Ricky. The dustbin bit at the end had me crying!

 

[yassarikhan786]

Yea lol. The bits bits are when Karl gets pissed off with Ricky. The dustbin bit at the end had me crying!

lmao, that bit was utterly hilarious. It had happened to him, which made it all the more hilarious.

 

[Lollipop]

Oh my god... !!!! LOL11!

 

[Kanped]

Brilliant. Thanks for that.

 

[AverageNinja]

This is my friend: Karl Pilkington.
He is bald. He is bald.
He has no hair.
Karl Pilkington has no hair.

What's a kipper.
A fish. A kipper is a fishy sort of fish.

I would like a back, sack and crack waxing please.

Brilliant!

 

[yassarikhan786]

"His balls are hairy, but his head is bald"

"His head is like a bald sack"

Comedy genius. I hope there are more of these

 

[Lollipop]

This was so hilarious... Haven't laughed that much in a while...

"Karl Pilkington has got a head like a fucking orange." - Ricky Gervais 2012 10/10

"Hmm, Stink. You shit?" - Ricky Gervais 2012 10/10

 

[yassarikhan786]

"Hmm, Stink. You shit?" - Ricky Gervais 2012 10/10

That line was extremely funny.

Karl: "Where's the pain"

Ricky: "In my Anus"

Karl: "Course it is."