Guts and Balls (Sexist comments - Beware!)

JN

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"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with "The Boys", being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or... are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with "The Boys", smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next!!"...
 
XMS said:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with "The Boys", being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or... are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with "The Boys", smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next!!"...

LOL
 
XMS said:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with "The Boys", being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or... are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with "The Boys", smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next!!"...

ROFL!!! :rollingla :rollingla :rollingla

That's great Jim, thx for sharing! :)
 
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