AuraIndigo
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Geordie farmer is walking thru his field, turns round the hedge and sees a what looks like a tramp bending over and sipping out of an old bath thru a straw, you know, the old one filled with water.
"Oi!" Shouts the Geordie farmer "That`s full of horse **** and cow ****, what the hell ya doin, ya don`t wanna be drinkin out of that!!??"
"Sorry" replies the Mackem "Am from Sunderland, I can`t understand your accent, what did ye say?"
Geordie farmer replies "Mate, if you use both hands you can scoop more up".
"Oi!" Shouts the Geordie farmer "That`s full of horse **** and cow ****, what the hell ya doin, ya don`t wanna be drinkin out of that!!??"
"Sorry" replies the Mackem "Am from Sunderland, I can`t understand your accent, what did ye say?"
Geordie farmer replies "Mate, if you use both hands you can scoop more up".