Game: Invent a new word

[JN]

Yet another pointless game from the makers of OC3D

What you have to do is invent a new word that is readable, but yet doesn't return any results on google. You then need to create a definition for the word.

I'll start with...

Flobichomp - The leakage of saliva from the mouth during the chewing of a delicious sweet.

 

[FragTek]

Scrumptacular - Similar to a Flobichomp, a word used to define how amazing a food item tastes, derived from the parent word "Scrumptious".

 

[VonBlade]

Embarrilence - The silence that appears at a party just as you reveal something you wouldn't want anyone to hear.

 

[zak4994]

Cortelexium - A rubber alternative but with more natural stuffs.

 

[JN]

turfectonist - The person you see on a sunday morning snipping their lawn with a pair of scissors.

 

[zak4994]

turfectonist - The person you see on a sunday morning snipping their lawn with a pair of scissors.

Misspelt turfectionist.

 

[JN]

Misspelt turfectionist.

Go back to snipping ur lawn...

 

[zak4994]

Go back to snipping ur lawn...

It's not sunday...

 

[VonBlade]

Liquobia - The fear of water-cooling.

 

[Brooksie]

Overclockphobia - fear of overclocking

Cabperfectionist - Cable Perfectionist

 

[monkey7]

Screenofilia - the obsession of screen size and surface

 

[soapsupah]

heatsinkorexia - a dissease that makes the user think his heatsink is too big and forces him to get one smaller constinuously until he gets a stock one that fries his OC'ed cpu.

 

[VonBlade]

Macrosift - Reinstalling Windows so often you've got the tweaking and installation of utilities down to a fine art.

 

[FragTek]

Fartlatch - The occurence when you flatulate and a bit of pooh juice latches on to the inside of your cheeks creating a gritty discomfort. Also known as swampass or mudbutt.

 

[VonBlade]

Demarkation - Refusing to use a Mad Onion/Futuremark product.

Indigoation - Contempt at those who only buy blue PC lighting.

Bricklington - An all-purpose word to describe those electronic items that worked perfectly well until you felt it needed flashing.

 

[mrapoc]

inventanewwordaphobia - guys scared of this sorta game

 

[sammjj]

Cheeseianity - a religion of cheese lovers

Cheeseian - Followers of cheeseianity

 

[VonBlade]

Luckectomy - A secret operation performed upon 1% of the population. The only way to tell if you've had it is a simple test. If everything you buy seems to have been built by the kid on work experience at about 4.50pm on a friday, then you have had a luckectomy. Our purpose in life is to keep RMA teams employed.

It is rumoured that some people have had a double-luckectomy. Their symptom is getting back the same thing they'd RMA'd, or in some cases, something with an even bigger fault.

 

[JN]

oopsstatxomy - The accidental cutting of an atx cable wire instead of the zip-tie holding it together.

 

[BloomerzUK]

Skintophobiaxotragicallicadoncia - When one has no money to scratch ones arse with