A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him, and as they get closer, she says
hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with a wet celery stick!"
After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher.""
hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with a wet celery stick!"
After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher.""