Computer Stupidities
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macgamesrule
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The world would be a boring place without n00bs 
Sticky Mick
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Genesis 1:27-31 The SIXTH Day
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. And watch out, 'cos there's n00bs down there"
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. And watch out, 'cos there's n00bs down there"
I blew up on a couple dudes over at TomsHardware forum, a simple question that Llwyd answered promptly. The return questions or answers were so retarded that I couldn't take it any more, I went Chernobyl... and so came to OC3D. TomsHardware was a really good place, but no regrets... and no more insane answers.
TJS
(that link is $%^&in' hilarious, and the main reason I don't want a job again that directly deals with customer questions.)
Edit: People may wonder the where's and whyfore's of humor... all you have to do is read some of those posts in 'computer stupidities' and you will wonder no more. Seriously, I lol'd in my pants a couple times...)
TJS
(that link is $%^&in' hilarious, and the main reason I don't want a job again that directly deals with customer questions.)
Edit: People may wonder the where's and whyfore's of humor... all you have to do is read some of those posts in 'computer stupidities' and you will wonder no more. Seriously, I lol'd in my pants a couple times...)
* Customer: "Hello? My computer's power just died."
* Tech Support: "Ok. Is everyone else's computer in that room working?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "What were you doing right before it went out?"
* Customer: "I plugged my curling iron into the power strip."
* Tech Support: "Really? What else is plugged into there?"
* Customer: "Well, my radio, my space heater, my cup warmer, my printer, my monitor, and my computer."
* Tech Support: "Did you unplug anything to plug your curling iron in?"
* Customer: "Yes, my space heater."
* Tech Support: "Well, unplug the curling iron and plug the space heater back in."
* Customer: "Hey! My computer is working now! Is there something wrong with the power strip?"
That made me lol
* Tech Support: "Ok. Is everyone else's computer in that room working?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "What were you doing right before it went out?"
* Customer: "I plugged my curling iron into the power strip."
* Tech Support: "Really? What else is plugged into there?"
* Customer: "Well, my radio, my space heater, my cup warmer, my printer, my monitor, and my computer."
* Tech Support: "Did you unplug anything to plug your curling iron in?"
* Customer: "Yes, my space heater."
* Tech Support: "Well, unplug the curling iron and plug the space heater back in."
* Customer: "Hey! My computer is working now! Is there something wrong with the power strip?"
That made me lol
BloomerzUK
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HAHAHAHAHAA
* Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
* Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
* Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
* Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
* Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
* Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
Haha!
Nice find llwyd
Customer: "The install fails half way through. I tried several times, and it always fails at the same point."
Tech Support: "Did you see any kind of error message?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "What did the error message say?"
Customer: "It said, 'Please insert Disk 2.'"
Tech Support: "Have you got another disk there?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Is it labelled 'Disk 2'?"
Customer: "Yes, it is."
Tech Support: "Insert that disk into the drive, and click 'OK'."
Customer: "Wow, thanks! That's fixed it. It's installing now. What was it, a faulty disk or something?"
Hahah!
Nice find llwyd
Customer: "The install fails half way through. I tried several times, and it always fails at the same point."
Tech Support: "Did you see any kind of error message?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "What did the error message say?"
Customer: "It said, 'Please insert Disk 2.'"
Tech Support: "Have you got another disk there?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Is it labelled 'Disk 2'?"
Customer: "Yes, it is."
Tech Support: "Insert that disk into the drive, and click 'OK'."
Customer: "Wow, thanks! That's fixed it. It's installing now. What was it, a faulty disk or something?"
Hahah!
