Bomber

K404

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Bet y`all heard this one but anyways....

Theres a B-52 on a bombing mission, with 2 F-16 fighter Jets flying escort. One of the F-16 pilots is bored with having to take it easy to stay at the bombers speed so starts doing some loops and fly-bys around the bomber to liven it up for himself. Feeling very smug he radios the bomber..."Anything you can do, I can do better"

The bomber pilot radios back.."OK....We`ll rise to the challenge..watch this"

The bomber lumbers on....in a straight line as before.

The fighter pilot gives it a minute and calls back...."What did you do?"

Bomber pilot replies...."We just shut down 2 engines"
 
tssk, this is good, reminds me of the oxymoron competition, whoever can think of the most stupid one wins, here's a couple

Military Intelligence

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dice said:
tssk, this is good, reminds me of the oxymoron competition, whoever can think of the most stupid one wins, here's a couple

Military Intelligence

Microsoft Works

Capri (as in ford) Sport Coupe

Skoda Favorit (who's?)

Plus not a bad joke kenny mate
 
Why, thankyou! Worst part is...it aint my creation :(

Black light?

Smooth spice

Serious fun

Only choice (LOL...guess whos seen the Morgans posters)

:)
 
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