Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Whilst I`d love to take credit for saying a heck of a long time ago, a laptop without a keyboard would be nice, if indeed it used on-screen tech ala the iphone.

At the same time I would point out that the Onion people haven`t always got the tongue out of the cheek when reporting news.

Does appear to be an ipod-wheel imaged on a mbp.

EDIT: 8g version $2.6k ?? 40gb just under $10k ??? c`mon
 
Whahahahaha laughing out loud

"Nothing is more simple than.. a single giant button"

Simple file organisation: all files in alphabetical order xD

"Everything... Is just a few hundred clicks away"

"Hummingbird battery: can power your computer for almost 20 minutes without charge" xD

"Who spent 45 minutes writing an email to his friend"

"The computer is virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit"

"the next generation of the macbook wheel will be four ounces lighter due to its lack of screen, harddrive or wheel"

Does anybody see my point? :p
 
O_o.

Stupid idea for anyone trying to IM.

Or type anything for that matter.

But I can see where Apple is trying to go with this since I'm thinking that it will mostly be based at media peoplez.
 
name='monkey7' said:
"Who spent 45 minutes writing an email to his friend"

and then parents will complain you're to long on the pc :p

"I just wrote 2 e-mails!"

nice innovation, but not really practical.

A touchscreen as with the Itouch would be better I think.
 
Yeah anyone who actually thinks this is real needs to be shot

"Yeah I'll buy anything as long as it's silver and shiny and has an Apple logo on it"
 
name='Kempez' said:
Yeah anyone who actually thinks this is real needs to be shot

"Yeah I'll buy anything as long as it's silver and shiny and has an Apple logo on it"

lol, so true!
 
I don't see apple joking.

And I can't imagine them doing an April fools joke.

They still would release something on that day.
 
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