What would win?

[FarFarAway]

We all know the game.

Rules:

* You must reply to the previous match up with a winner

*You must reply with a damn good reasoned and/or fight commentary as to your choice of winner

* Keep it on topic

* Keep it clean

* Beer is allowed to be consumed during the debate :beerchug:

* Pictures optional

Now we've got that agreed, let's start:

Donkey vs Chihuahua

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The fight starts with the donkey looking like he's got the clear advantage. Some pretty nifty looking kicks get aimed the the little dog. However, the advantage soon sways towards the tiny terror when he darts inside for a quick bite of the balls. Donkey reacts with a side-swipe whilst still in pain and knocks the dog flying. Darting back through to the inside again, the Chihuahua attacks with a ferocious bout of ankle biting only to come unstuck with Donkey sitting on the poor bugger. After minutes of tension when the crowd think the Chihuahua's bitten the bullet, a surprised expression and a fountain of blood reveal the canine's gone and burrowed his way through Donkey's abdomen, finishing the fight in blood and guts.

The verdict: An unexpected result but the little fella doesn't come off second. The donkey comes out with some impressive hits but do not let the dog's size fool you: assumption is the mother of all f uck ups.

Next up tonight:

Wombat vs Millipede

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[FarFarAway]

No replies? Poor show!

 

[Zoot]

Wombat vs Millipede

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The wombat goes for the millipede straight away making several swipes at and in one case making contact and severing a small part of it near the tail. After this the millipede manages to dodge one of the Wombats swipes and bite it a few times in the back. However this just angers the Wombat and it chews through the remainder of the millipede.

Verdict: The millipede had to spend too much time co-ordinating where its legs were supposed to go.

How about

Fox V Raven

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[gotmaxpower]

The Fox starts off with a few decent snaps to the wings of the Raven - which concluded to be regrettable moves as all it did was anger the Raven. The Raven scattered up into the mist, shortly after flying down and forcing its beak through the Fox's eye, leaving a spurt of red matter to cover the ground for a short time. The Fox yelps and paws at its eye, unable to use the full vision of his remaining eye due to the panic. The Raven repeats his last move and aims for the stomach - with enough force to hold the Fox off the ground for a split second, pushing it hundreds of yards away from its starting position.

Conclusion - A gory battle - The Raven used its wings and the fog to its advantage and prevailed.

Next up

Jaguar vs Lion